Britney Spears can be seen in the video above, with her two adorable sons, wishing her fans a merry Christmas – CLICK to play [Website - Amy Grindhouse].
I often forget that my little Cheez Doodle is a mother.
When any more than five-minutes goes by, without Spears’ children surgically attached to her side, I genuinely forget that she ever even had children. I forget that I am a mother too sometimes. I have two stale Cheetos that have been sat down the back of my sofa, for over a year now, that I am quite sure have sprung to life – I feed them crackers and play ‘Womb-anizer’ on loop for them, over and over again so that they can grow big and strong. Who says this mothering lark is hard?
Do you think Cheeto would let me adopt her babies? I am looking to expand my brood, Saint Brangelina style. I wish to acquire Cute and Cuter and any future children Brit Brit conceives, on a drunken night of cheese-fuelled whoring.
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