*Sigh*
I was all set to pack up my ish and move to the US with you guys, but those mother-effers just poked a huge hole in my plans!
My dreams of live-blogging Cheeto Spears and Asshat Timberlake taking stage with The Vadge and then getting bored and just screwing again for old times sake, are over before they’d begun.
What the hell am I s’posed to do with my commemorative Sticky & Sweet Tour AssHat ™ now? Just makes me look like a GD idiot if I wear it outside of that there concert. That’s a buck fifty I’ll never see again.
YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS TRECHERY VADGE!
[IMAGE CREDIT: London Entertainment/Splash (first image) & Chapple /Banks / Splash News (second image)]
