Charlize Theron has impossibly-high standards in what she expects from other women; namely, if you love Hello Kitty, you can’t love her too. She’d hate my a$$, I’m chronically-immature and easily-amused by things from my youth. In which case, Theron would have me spanked with a Hello Kitty paddle until I conceded to only watching reruns of Hey Arnold! or Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends. Or something. I dunno, I started skim-reading when she started judging me for my tastes in imaginary kittens: ‘I’m pretty amazed by Hello Kitty,’ said Theron, 36, promoting Young Adult in New York City today. ‘I see so many women in their 30s walking around in Hello Kitty sh-t and nobody is concerned for them. It’s the one iconic teenage symbol that seems okay for women in their 30s? The world seems to not have an issue with it.’ Photos of Theron in a black and white Stella McCartney Spring 2012 dress at the Young Adult movie premiere in Los Angeles December 15, and Theron posing for paps at Mr Chows Dec. 14.