Someone hide the kitchen knives from Denise Richards!
News as reached me through the grapevine (and by ‘grapevine’ I mean ‘carrier pigeon’ and by ‘carrier pigeon’ I mean ‘In Touch’)… that Charile Sheen has knocked up his wife, Brooke Mueller.
The un-pregnant Richards’ spokes-biotch has no comment at this time.
Sheen on the other hand is not so shy and the news leaked to In Touch:
An insider tells the mag, “They are so happy and excited. They are in love, and this news makes things even better.”
Congrats to them. But say your goodbyes, while you can. I hear Mueller’s womb is going into the pregnant-by-Sheen- protection-programme, until the delivery date.
