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Charlie Sheen Joins Twitter To Ramble MOAR

I was actually pretty intent on ignoring every single thing Charlie Sheen said and did until I was obliged because he’d killed someone. Or whatever. There have been so many insane quotes about his live-in whores, those same whores babysitting his kids (but he still wants primary custody), curing addictions with his mind, being addicted to himself, and more, I couldnt’ bare to flood this site with his insanity. That, and I didn’t feel like posting the picture of his piss in a bottle which he provided in full view of RadarOnline.com in order to have them drug test him and report the results: he passed. However, now in addition to his 20/20 interview, his TMZ Live interview, his CNN interview and all the other interviews he’s been doing the last few days promising each an exclusive, he’s now on Twitter. Because some of us prefer the insanity in 140-word bursts, so they’re easier to digest. Rants where the person’s high on Charlie Sheen are like pizza. You want the whole thing, but should eat one slice at a time rather than stuffing the whole thing in your mouth. The first messages from his already-verified account of hours are above and his first ‘Naked’ Twitter pictures below.

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