Channing Tatum reveals, to the February 2010 issue of Details magazine, that he burnt most of the skin off little Channing during the filming of a movie. The actor revealed that a moron on set poured a kettle full of undiluted hot water all over his privates in a misguided attempt to stop him from freezing to death.
Well, I won’t spoil the surprise. You can read more below about whether or not Tatum still has anything of his penis left after being involved in that horrific accident. Either check out his quote below and never be able to look at him without wondering about his man parts again. Or, ignore it and stare at the pretty pictures of him cross-eyed, and with his shirt on the entire time.
The additional photos and the horrific penis-related Details quote below.
- Channing Tatum’s penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that’s been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled. It appears angry. And it’s painful to view: [Channing] was pretend-soldiering one raw, wet October day in the Scottish Highlands. The action required him to wade in ice-cold water, which, despite a high-tech wetsuit, could be withstood for only a few minutes. “The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick.”
Image credit to Details magazine February 2010, thanks to Hollywood Life.
