The winner of I’m a Celebrity Get me out of Here USA has been announced – which is shocking, as I’d stopped paying attention and had no idea it had even finished. The show has been taking place over the last few weeks and the star’s made bank and their chosen charities will get some money too. With the exception of the poor b*stards that got stuck with flesh coloured beard and the melon smuggler. Those charities presumably got the shaft on one of the many occasions that they walked out. Check under the fold for the winner and runners up.
Winner of I’m a Celebrity Get me out of here: Lou Diamond Phillips
Runner Up of I’m a Celebrity Get me out of here: Torrie Wilson
Second Runner Up of I’m a Celebrity Get me out of here: John Salley

well, darn, it’s over. how will i ever live without it? (note the sarcastic tone) lol
…your sarcastic tone matches that of mine in the post