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Zack Morris on Fallon Planning SBtB Reunion

Zack Morris from Saved By The Bell, played by actor Mark-Paul Gosselaar, appeared on Jimmy Fallon last night.

The actor was there to pimp out his own sh*t as he has (apparently) picked up other acting jobs since the late 1990s. But who cares about that when you get to watch the video above and indulge your inner squealing fangirl/ boy.

I remember this show like I remember the chicken pox. It was the shiznit and it single handedly dictated my wardrobe and mangled speech patterns for the better part of half-a-decade. Don’t look at me like that. I know you had the rolled down socks too. You remember, the ones where your mother thought you had mental issues when you cried at being given actual ankle socks rather than the knee socks you wanted to scrunch up.

Sporting his trademark blonde ‘do, white hightop sneakers and faded jeans, he insisted he was Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell — there to promote his alter ego’s TNT show Raising the Bar. With a few time-outs, a performance of the Zack Attack song “Friends Forever” and a call to Jessie Spano on his huge cell phone, the star committed to a Saved by the Bell reunion on the show. (The only two stars yet to agree to the reunion are Tiffani Thiessen, who played Zack’s girlfriend Kelly Kapowski and Dustin Diamond, who played nerd Screech Powers.) “Like a class reunion?” he asked. “Well sure, I’d love to see the old gang again!” (via Us Weekly)

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Gwyneth Paltrow Greasy Legs on Tonight Show

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Gwyneth Paltrow Tonight Show: looking greasy @ Tonight Show (6-4-09)

Tofu Paltrow (so called because her first name is too hard to learn how to spell and I ain’t “Ctrl+V”ing her name umpteen times through every post I write about her) looked like someone had drizzled a light coating of soy sauce over her greasy pins, while appearing on the Tonight Show.

Perhaps it was some kind of trick, in case the interview turned out to be as much of an awkward bore as all her others. While lubricated, she could slip ‘n’ slide out of the studio and fly right out of the door. Ok, just kidding, perhaps it’s not soy sauce but perhaps the generous helping of lube her hubby needs to rock the night away with his desert-vaged wife.

Now we know that there’s all sorts of doctoring and prepping that goes on backstage with celebrities before they walk out on stage, so it’s likely that Gwyneth or her assistant lathered up her legs good with lotion before she went out, but this was a little over the top. And as noted by blogger Soup, someone must have taken a towel to her in the second segment, as evidenced by the photo on the right in which she’s lacking the blinding sheen she had in the first. (via Gawker)

Check out video of Tofu’s Tonight Show apprearence under the cut ==>

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Real Version of Kanye ‘Paranoid’ Video


Kanye West’s real and completed music video for Paranoid w/ Rihanna

A little while ago, a Kanye West video was leaked that was an utter pile of horse turds.

The rapper got  a little upset and spat his dummy out at the thought of this, and CAPS blogged the excuse that it was half-finished. Well, that would have made sense assuming that the finished article stood any chance of being decent. Well, now we can judge for ourselves as the real, official video has come out. The rapper is currently channeling positive thoughts into your cranium, in hopes that memories of the crappy leak will be expunged.

Check out the video above and decide if you think it’s less turdy.

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Lady GaGa Does Something Entirely Unexpected


Lady GaGa gets catty talking about sex and what she wants from a man.

All the people bored of my slow transformation into a Lady GaGa nut might wanna move along. I am slowly falling in love with this woman and have a slightly embarrassing girl-crush on her. I’m not some bed-wetting fangirl, but biatch is fierce. Also, she talks about sex almost as often as I think about it. So between the two of us, we make one very dirty, horny woman.

Hint: she is entirely filthy from @ 0:24 seconds into the video.

Chris Brown “I Ain’t A Monster” Video

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Chris Brown “I Ain’t No Monster” declaration video shown below.

Chris Brown has decided to make his first real (verbal) statement, since all that mess with Rihanna. Clearly sick of people speaking for him and all the phony statements, the singer has decided to take his opinions online and so he released a video claiming that people have him all wrong. Smashing a woman’s face in (allegedly) does not make him a monster.

It makes him a late arse talking about this crap now, or allowing it to be released so long after the fact. This Ike Brown versus RiRi’s ever growing hairdo was just dying down and people were forgetting that the dolled up Alien Princess was a much sadder sight only a few weeks ago. Well, whatever his motives or whatever hallucinogen inspired him to make this video, fair play. He has saved me a lot of time writing out hyperbole when he kept quite and now strangely, he is making my life easier once more by creating a video for people to rip to pieces.

In the video, Brown says he’ll be dropping a new single this summer from his upcoming album, Grafitti. Then he adds, “We ain’t going nowhere,” which was his transition into trying to convince everyone that he is a good guy. He went on to acknowledge his haters, as well as his fans, while picking his elbow nervously. Then he finishes the video by saying, “I ain’t a monster.” (via Celebrity Smack)


Chris Brown “I Ain’t No Monster” video released claiming innocence.

Image credit to Splash News.

Mel Gibson Says Oksana Grigorieva Is Pregnant

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Mel Gibson on Leno confirming that Grigorieva is pregnant (video below).

Mel Gibson has confirmed that his alleged former mistress Oksana Grigorieva is pregnant.

The actor appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and when asked about his girl being preggers he said “This is true, we’re having a child. I guess I’m Octomel now [referring to this being his eighth child].”

Gibson made an old person funny. You see how he did that. He took something in popular culture and mocked it for the masses, hoping it would provide temporary light entertainment. It’s almost as if he weren’t one of the people he was mocking.


Mel Gibson on Leno confirming that Grigorieva is pregnant.