Here is the full length 90-second-long Twilight Saga: Eclipse movie trailer, as a follow-up to the 10-second-long teaser trailer from yesterday. As I mentioned in the last post, any stray tweenagers who clicked on this post by accident and don’t know where they are… there’s some kitty litter over there. You, darling Twihard, are as [...]
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More Tron Legacy 2010 Movie Official Posters
Excuse me while I huddle in the foetal position in the corner of the room, rock back and forth, and try not to mess myself with excitement. I just typed the word excitement, not the word excrement, right? I’m so tired right now, for all I know I totally just pooped and mis-typed that whole [...]
First Eclipse Teaser Trailer Released Online
Preempting all of the under-age Twihards who would find this post, I put down some kitty litter in the corner; lest they get over-excited and soil my carpets, like they did on the advent of the first movie. The first official trailer has been released by Summit Entertainment. The 10-second-long movie trailer for Eclipse, with [...]
Gabourey Sidibe Precious Movie Audition Video
The audition for Gabourey Sidibe’s title role in Academy Award winning movie Precious has been released. It definitely shows the actress, nominated for her debut role in the movie, with raw talent. The star had no acting experience, at the time of casting. She can be seen reading lines from a scene, in which she [...]
Howard Stern Rips Gabourey Sidibe on His Show
Howard Stern is obviously a douche, but at least he has the manners to be a funny douche. Usually. This time he may have gone too far, ripping into Precious actress Gabourey Sidibe. He said of the heavy-set actress that she was “the most enormous fat Black chick I’ve ever seen.” Um, compared to which [...]
Tron Legacy 2010 Movie Gets Another Trailer
The Tron Legacy movie is prolly the only movie that I’m going to drag my crack-addicted ass out of bed to go and watch. That process may require me to be lifted out of my house, with a crane, after the walls are smashed down by the fire department. But, it’ll totally be worth wrecking [...]
Simon Cowell Getting Married Within 10 Years
Simon Cowell on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, discussing wedding plans.
Simon Cowell and his tweaked, furry man-nips were caustic as ever on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. The multi-millionaire music mogul was on the show for reasons that I can only attribute to his ongoing penchant for wearing open button shirts and showing [...]
