I’m going to clarify that I’ve not even watched a full trailer for Sucker Punch. I caught part of a trailer… because I changed the channel. But I glean its use of costumes and imagery etc., and I’ve read elsewhere it’s a mess of a film that’s supposedly ‘empowering’ but it’s really fap material for teenage boys. I’m a lot less interested in whether the movie is any good, than Vanessa Hudgens‘ defence of the costumes. It’s lots of belts, leather, goggles, and s**t. A promotional image of Hudgens wearing her costume looks like something worn by a background dancer from a 1990′s rap video. In any case, she doesn’t care if you think the costumes are slutty. Or demeaning. Because she gets to dust off her training bra. And she gets to flood the world with more fap material (as though we need more… thank you, but no). She tells the Los Angeles Times, ‘I was in the best shape of my life, so why not? The woman’s body is a beautiful thing. There’s no reason why we shouldn’t, like, be our best in our costumes.’ So, that’s why she’s leaking her own porn images; she’d be doing the world a disservice by keeping them to herself, since she’s in the ‘best shape of her life.’
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Vanessa Hudgens hates you, fans. As much as she hates having to get coverage for her pap smears, when she can make her own at home. She’s giving a bunch of increasingly-obnoxious interviews for the two movies she’s promoting at the moment (neither of which are noteworthy, you’re missing nothing). She gave an interview to the LA Times, in which she bemoaned fans who sounded her age. And who remembered that she was in High School Musical. Because labia only did so much to expunge the memory of Disney slave cheer. ‘Teenagers come up to me and are obnoxious about the whole thing, like, ‘Oh my God, you’re that girl… You’re that girl from the Disney Channel.’ And I’m like, ‘I was that girl.” Hudgens clearly attended the Nicole Richie school of passive-aggressive come-backs. She added that she split with ex-boyfriend Zac Efron because she’s an indulgent narcissist who couldn’t stand sharing the press. Okay, I’m paraphrasing. But only a little. ‘Cos now it’s all about her. ‘It was interesting,’ she said of being half of such a high-profile couple. ‘But we got to a point where it was just like, we just can’t pay attention, because one week we’d be married and then the next week we’d be broken up and the next week I would have a baby. It was just the most obscene things.’ Yeah, she split up with Efron because he scored her too many Us Weekly covers. Oh, and I’m selfish for speaking of her Labia Of DOOM ™. ‘It’s just silly because I’m a very present person, and that’s the thing that has been so in the past.’ she said, of her nude photo scandals. ‘The fact that somebody keeps bringing up the past is just selfish. I mean, it sucks. I already released a statement the first time it happened. It’s just unfortunate that it keeps reminding people about the past and not the present.’
Despite insisting, ‘I’m single,’ Vanessa Hudgens is probably sleeping with another co-star. She’s done it before and she’s evidently very giving with her vagina; healing the world, one self-documented pap smear at a time. The actress was recently at the centre of that annoying, convoluted story about some ‘group of hackers’ who’d hacked a fluid group that kept growing in size/ type and changing sex. One member of this site’s commentariat suggested that the whole things’s a bust and there’s no hacker ring to speak of; the leaks were done by one person who wasn’t intending to come forward at all, but some excitable kids were coming forward and claiming the hacking work as their own. I think I believe that version of events, solely based on how many times the story changed about who’d been hacked, the number of people, and that stupid bogus email full of lies that went around, containing conjured information about pictures being distributed on a Flickr account that had been ‘deleted’, but had no Google cache etc.. In any case, Hudgens is doing the media rounds for her latest film and she was on the cover of Nylon’s April issue, see below. Also, during a Wednesday-aired interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, we learned that Hudgens ‘played coy,’ when asked whether she was flirting with another co-star, Josh Hutcherson. ‘Can’t a girl have friends?’ Hudgens said of moving on from Zac Efron. Adding, of Hutcherson, ‘Aww, I love him. We just did a movie together and we had the best time.’ We can assume they’re boning until pictures surface that prove, their entire time filming, her parts were otherwise occupied.
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I would have missed this, as it was a footnote in a story about Vanessa Hudgens crying moar about the dozen or so pictures she took in 2007-2009 being leaked every time she prepares to release a movie. Okay, first things first…
Hudgens, and a bunch of other people, already admitted to the media that their nudes, hacked from personal devices/ emails, were real. Hudgens met with law enforcement today to discuss increasingly-intimate photos hacked from her Gmail account (my guess, her email address is email@example.com). TMZ.com reports that as many as 50 celebrities may have had their personal pictures hacked, with tracks leading back to one main ringleader who’s coordinating what will become your 2012 fap folder. The FBI is conducting an investigation, because of the hacking and Hudgens’ insistence she was underage in some of the pictures (I still call b.s., as there’s no proof… it feels like a quick way to compel people to take the pictures down). The Internet ring has sold some of the photos and video they acquired illegally; TMZ says, basically, it was for LULZ not the money.
Oh, a TMZ source says that Scarlett Johansson is one of the people targeted. Moreover, a nude picture was hacked from her iPhone. So, we can probably expect to see that soon. And then have those boobs removed from the web too.
Vanessa Hudgens is featured in the latest issue of Details. The actress, on/off girlfriend of Zac Efron, is a little overexcited promoting her next movie, Sucker Punch, ‘We trained with Navy Seals. We were machines. You could not f**k with us.’ Her shoot is quite interesting, as it seems to be raining. Or she’s standing under a giant leaking faucet. There’s one image in which the background’s so wet I thought she was posing next to a swimming pool. She wasn’t. And she forgot her pants. And she looks cold. I want to towel her off and wrap a jacket around her. She’s wearing barely more than underwear (a tee and panties) for the entire shoot. I’d freeze sleeping in that. Her interview snippets are below.
Vanessa Hudgens is totally grown up. As such, she’s doing what all grown-up women do: taking off most of her clothes and posing as provocatively as she can without breaking any laws. Britney Spears went on to Twitter earlier today to inform her followers that they should stop buying Candies, because it’s no longer sprinkled with her glitter and lies. It’s going to be sprinkled with the glitter of someone from High School Musical. Okay, actually she just seemed to give the campaign her blessing and inform fans she was being replaced by Hudgens; someone else whose labia are floating around on the Internet (the vital difference being that Hudgens actually has pubic hair). It’s a whole, ‘I think I’ve seen pictures of her clitoris’, motif. Pictures from Hudgens shoot, taking over from Spears’ two-year-campaign are below, along with behind-the-scenes video.
It is being reported that Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron have split. A few things: 1) this appears to have been broken by the imaginative people at E! Online, the same who made up the LeAnn Rimes engagement rumour 2) This doesn’t appear so much confirmed as fact, as ‘confirmed by a source’ to Just Jared and Gossip Cop and others 3) There doesn’t seem to be an official statement about any break-up from a spokesperson of the couple, which you’d expect from two celebrities with their profile, ending a four-year-long relationship. All we’re given to go on is ‘sources’, and speculation about why it ended. So, take this widely-reported story with a pinch of salt. I’ll take it at face value for now, but don’t be surprised if this gets retracted and they’re seen together tomorrow. Just sayin’. Anyhow… it’s being reported by Just Jared that ‘Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have ended their four-year relationship. The 23-year-old actor and his High School Musical co-star, who turns 22 tomorrow, are still good friends.’ Gossip Cop adds, citing their own sources, ‘the longtime relationship ‘ran its course’ and [the split is] ‘amicable.’ Their insider stresses, ‘They’re still friends,’ who were both very young, and it the relationship ‘wasn’t going to go further.’
Vanessa Hudgens is either mad at you or she’s mad that she didn’t get one size up in those pants and one size down in that shirt. Either way, she looks maaad. Or she smelled a fart. That’s pretty close to my ‘the valet farted in my car… again’ face. It could be hers too. Except, I don’t see a car in these pictures. Hudgens can be seen here as she and a friend shop at the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica. She ran into another group of friends along the way.