It’s only first thing Tuesday, but who wants to bet Ashton Kutcher is balls-deep in another co-ed since, short of killing one of his mistresses, he’s not going to make the majority of tabloid covers this week (I hope his hos saved that Us Weekly money, because they’re yesterday’s news for now). Kutcher has been [...]
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Pumpkin Patch Moms Jelly Of Courtney Stodden
You’re jelly. Yes, YOU. As is everyone jealous of the 17-year-old who reads as so groomed and hyper-sexual in her marriage I’ve had readers ask me if I think she is an abuse victim (bear in mind there are different types of abuse; sex, power etc.). Remember, Courtney Stodden’s whore uniform got her kicked off [...]
Gloria Govan & L.A. Laker Matt Barnes Split
Gloria Govan and her baby daddy, basketball player Matt Barnes, have split for good according to a statement from Barnes: ‘I’d like to address the rumors surrounding mine and Gloria’s relationship. We have reached the difficult decision of ending our relationship and will be going our separate ways at this time. We will work together [...]
Courtney Stodden Will Be Turning Tricks At MTV
Courtney Stodden, 17, and husband Doug Hutchison, 51, are closer to fulfilling their famewhore dreams. Since it’s not like one of them was in an Emmy-winning drama or an Oscar-nominated movie. Along with pimp-momager Krista Keller, who co-signed the marriage and who co-signed the outfit her daughter wore this morning, the trio met with VH1 [...]
Mariah Carey Will Debut #DemBabies On 20/20
Since it took nearly six months to find make-up chairs tiny enough and because they operate on their own schedule not yours… YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF THEM… the Cannon Twins, Moroccan and Monroe, will make their television debut on 20/20 October 21. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been hiding their twins, and doing [...]
ABC Has Cancelled Charlie’s Angels Remake
As karmic retribution for getting back together with Derek Jeter after their split, Minka Kelly is now unemployed. ABC cancelled the terrible-looking Charlie’s Angels reboot no one asked for that looked like an overlong Victoria’s Secret commercial on a budget. Unlike The Playboy Club, that failed to even promote cancelled episode four after the airing [...]
