Ellen DeGeneres and her wife who recently legally changed her name from Portia de Rossi to Portia DeGeneres, can be seen here as they exited The Late Show With David Letterman Tuesday 7 September, 2010 (the same episode on which Katie Holmes was a guest). Below the pair can be seen as DeGeneres carries a bottle of Awesome Sauce that has been cunningly desguised as a bunch of roses. Also, there’s video of Degeneres giving Letterman her Top 10; for Tuesday, we got the Top Ten Things That Have Been on Ellen DeGeneres’ Mind Lately.
Vanessa Williams is the newest bottle of awesome sauce, to grace the set of Desperate Housewives. It’s been known for quite a while that Williams, currently HBIC of Ugly Betty (while anyone still remembers what that show is), is the newest member of the show’s cast. The women on the show have been tweeting pictures of their new lineup. But, no one was holding an apple in those TwitPics so we don’t care about those. Williams, the newest housewife, can be seen in this poster promoting the seventh season as it starts Sunday September 26.
Kim Kardashian on Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno, Tuesday, discussing Justin Bieber.
Kim Kardashian was on Tonight Show With Jay Leno Tuesday August 31, 2010.
I’d actually forgotten Leno was even a thing, until I heard about this. But, these quotes are pretty interesting. There has been a big deal made of the relationship between Kardashian and 16-year-old Justin Bieber. The 29-year-old hadn’t been winning herself any tweenage girl fans after being seen grabbing a bite to eat with/ posing for multiple TwitPics with/ posing for an Elle photo shoot with the singer. She did once, after getting death threats on Twitter, clarify that she wasn’t being a gross old pedo by flirting with the school-age star. That seems to have done nothing but fan the flames. Again, for Leno, Kardashian clarifies that she does not have a crush on someone barely over half her age. Addressing controversy surrounding her remarks that she would date Bieber if he was of legal age, Kardashian now says, ‘I’m almost 30, this is illegal, this is disgusting.’ She continues, hoping to end the scandal, ‘He’s a cute kid and that’s it.’
I couldn’t think of a particularly more succinct title for the above. So this is what you’re getting. That is to say, my first and second reactions to this Rolling Stonecover were 1) BEWBS 2) PHOTOSHOP. Not particularly in that order. After seeing the cast of True Blood, a show on which hard fu¢king is like a handshake, August 17, we now get Mad Men. I do watch True Blood. I have no real idea what Mad Men is even about. I missed the boat, badly, even though it’s one of the few new US shows that actually airs here. I only really know what I read on other blogs. That is, I know Christina Hendricks’ headline-grabbing bewbs are on the show. I gather little else matters. The main dude on the show, the guy in the middle, is a hot piece of a$$. Aside from him and January Jones, I’m not seeing anything else worth watching. That said, here is a September cover showing the main Mad Men cast for the Special Television Issue. There’s behind-the-scenes photos below.
Jessica Alba thought this was a perfectly acceptable outfit to wear, in public. Yes, I’m serious. No, I haven’t gone crazy and MS Painted a bunch of squiggles and primary colours over what would still be a hideous outfit anyway. It’s not just the dress. It’s the whole thing. I mean, the ruffles, the shoes. JFC, the shoes. They’re like a four-year-old’s birthday shoes. What in the heck was she thinking? More pictures of Alba heading into David Letterman, in NYC, on August 30, 2010.
Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian get their stuff lasered, together.
… as has everyone. But, that’s not my point. Kim Kardashian, in this clip from the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, gets laser hair removal and Khloe Kardashian goes too. This is apparently the first time for Khloe RELEASE THE KRAKEN! Kardashian getting her man parts mowed with a magical, pubic light saber. While Khloe gets her sack and crack lasered, Kim stands in a questionable position and looks down there. She then compliments her sister on having better looking privates than she’d thought. ‘What? What did you think my vagina was going to look like?’, Khloe asks. ‘I don’t know, I never looked at your vagina… I thought it was, like, a shaved rashy vagina.’ Kim responds. Yes, really.
