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Justin Bieber May Host New Version of Punk’d

Two of the worst things to ever darken this planet may align and ruin your lives. Ashton Kutcher had the good manners to hang up the Punk’d crown in 2007 before being punched out by any of the people he played pointless, only mildly-amusing pranks on. However, MTV is said to be picking up the show again and sources tell Deadline and Vulture that Justin Bieber is in talks to host a reboot. He’s reportedly close to signing a deal and working out any scheduling conflicts.

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story via Billboard.com, Pop Eater.

Bruce Willis’ Lady Gaga-Inspired Meat Toupee


Bruce Willis wearing meat on his head on The Late Show With David Letterman.

Bruce Willis is fun. He’s so fun and so dead-pan, if I woke up with a penis tomorrow I’d so shave my head bald, blow $hit up and pretend to be him for the whole day. He’s just awesome. Should you need proof of his superior dead-pan skills, just check out the video above. Willis, promoting his upcoming action movie, Red, was alongside too many other guests who weren’t Bruce Willis on The Late Show With David Letterman on Monday night October 4, 2010 (guests who weren’t Willis included Nicki Minaj, Will.I.Am, and Rachael Ray). The clip shows Willis’ entrance on the show wearing a Lady Gaga-inspired ‘all-natural’ toupee that was made of meat. ‘You’ve dyed your… hair?’ asked Letterman. ‘It’s 100% ground beef sirloin,’ replied Willis. ‘Top shelf, organic.’ Willis pulled out a salt and pepper shaker, of course, and asked Letterman, ‘Have you eaten?’ The host then took a bite of the raw meat before rushing backstage to spit it out.

Photos show Bruce Willis outside of Letterman’s studio on October 4 in NYC.

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The Important Kardashians Have a New Show

For a new show I haven’t yet decided whether I care about, Kourtney Kardashian and sister Kim Kardashian are going to be filming together. Announced a few hours ago, the sisters have moved to New York in order to film a new reality show together. This coincides with the setting-up of a DASH store in NYC for which they are looking for staff. The show, as announced on Kim Kardashian’s blog, will be for E! and entitled Kourtney and Kim Take New York. Judging from Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami and clips from this season’s Keeping Up with The Kardashians the show’s going to be about little more than sex talk and internal shots of the world’s emptiest boutique, DASH (once it’s fully up-and-running).

I’m probably not going to watch, although if we get more footage of Kourtney talking about her dry-vagina-itus, I will be posting video. Of the show, Kim said on her blog, ‘I could not be more excited to spend the next couple of months in one of my favorite cities. When we decided to open a new DASH store in the city, Kourt and I felt that someone needed to be here to help out with the store and make sure everything was running smoothly. I decided that I would join Kourtney, Scott and Mason in NYC.’ Sister Khloe gave a reason for staying behind on her blog, ‘I’m definitely sad to be missing out on the city fun with my sisters, but I’m a married girl and I couldn’t just pick up and move to New York. I’ll definitely be in a few episodes here and there because I’m still very much involved in the opening of the store. I’m just doing it on my time according to my schedule.’

Pictures show Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian, in NYC yesterday.

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Kourtney Kardashian on Post-Pregnancy Sex

Kourtney Kardashian tells Kim Kardashian about painful post-pregnancy sex.

Kourtney Kardashian has just over-shared to a degree that I didn’t think was possible. The 30-year-old mother-of-one, a glutton for punishment staying with her abusive waste-of-air on-off boyfriend Scott Disick, is talking about her vagina… with her sisters… again. This is on a show where the sisters talk about and look at little else (lest we forget Kim and Khloe getting waxed together and Kim staring at her sister’s private area commenting how it was better looking than she imagined. And the episode of KAKTM where Kourtney burned Khloe during a wax and had to apply butter to her sister’s vagina). Now, Kourtney is talking about how painful post-pregnancy sex was. Which is all fine. However, tales about her lack of vagina juice and buying lube have forever stained my brain. After giving birth last December to son Mason Dash Disick, Kourtney got the belated green light to have sex. ‘Most people can have sex six weeks after, but the doctor told me to wait two months.’ She continued, ‘It was very painful. It felt like a metal pole is literally ramming you in the crotch.’ Kourtney also reveals that because she is breastfeeding her estrogen is low and during sex she’s not ‘very juicy down there,’ but she is embarrassed to buy lube. Embarrassed to buy lube but not talk about her perma-dry vagina on television.

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Spartacus Producers Will Recast Andy Whitfield

It has been decided that Spartacus: Blood and Sand will move forward with some one else cast in the titular role. It was revealed the last week of September that its current lead, Andy Whitfield, had been forced to quit the show due to health reasons; he’s battling a recurrence of cancer. Production of the show’s second series was postponed this Spring when Whitfield was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma, for which he had to endure ‘aggressive treatment’. In the interim, former co-stars John Hannah and Lucy Lawless featured in a six-episode prequel.

The British-born 36-year-old actor, who is taking time to focus on his health, will be replaced with ‘a Caucasian male in his mid to late 30s [who will] play the smart, intense, passionate title role’. This is according to a new casting notice. Exec. producer Steven S. DeKnight announced the show would ‘close up shop or recast’. They chose the latter. Whitfield gave his blessing for the recast.

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Katherine Heigl Discussing Electronic Cigarettes

Katherine Heigl has quit smoking now that she’s a mother and she’s using an electronic cigarette to give up her habit. I don’t know why she’s bothering. Smelling like an ashtray and having yellow fingers is the sexiest thing ever. It’s also cool to taste like an ashtray. In fact, I like to chew down a few lit cigarettes before I make-out with anyone so they know the joy they’ve been missing out on.

But enough about me. Heigl has been shoving something in her mouth aside from her feet. The actress has given an interview with Parade magazine in which she talks about giving up the coolest habit ever before it robs her of her looks/ health. She also uses her own quitting as an example for her daughter. Because she doesn’t want her precious little girl to be cool either. Speaking to the magazine, she said ‘I know it’s ridiculous, but it’s helping me not to actually smoke real cigarettes… I’ve been doing it for six months. Smoking sucks.’ She continued, ‘You feel like you are smoking, and you get to exhale but it’s just water vapor and not nicotine.’ This is despite CBS News reports that electronic cigarettes may be harmful as they are poorly regulated and deliver small doses of vaporised nicotine. Last week Heigl showed David Letterman how she smokes her electronic cigarette. See the video below. She said it’s the only thing that works and she has tried the patch, the gum and the prescription drug Chantex.

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