I would hate myself more for that title, except I didn’t make up the word ‘Khristmas.’ There were multiple reports over Thanksgiving weekend that the Kardashian family were planning a holiday special named ’Kardashian Khristmas.’ Page Six’s sources said a special had been planned, only to be axed over scheduling conflicts. It sounded like a tacky special [...]
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The Kris Humphries Smear Campaign Continues
Us Weekly appears to be complicit in the smearing of Kris Humphries. This week’s cover was the work of an underemployed/ under-caffeinated creative fiction department who were BBMd an ALL CAPS memo from pimp momager that Us Weekly were already co-conspirators after being invited to the honeymoon to stage paparazzi photos. Below is a clip from [...]
Kris Jenner Put Kim Kardashian On Lockdown
Kris Jenner has reportedly ordered Kim Kardashian to go on a media blackout to weather the worst of the negative publicity surrounding the divorce. The family has been frantically shedding any friends who spoke ill of the wedding. And they’ve been accused by other celebrities of planting pro-Kardashian stories to distract from the backlash (that includes [...]
Kim Zolciak: Don’t Be Tardy For The Wedding
That isn’t my attempt at a play-on-words based on her abortion of a pop song, Don’t be Tardy For iTunes. It’s the real title given by Bravo to Kim Zolciak’s wedding-based spin-off. Basically, she did a budget version of Kim Kardashian’s wedding. It was a million dollar ceremony that Bravo probably paid for (which would [...]
Let’s Remind People Kim Kardashian Did Porn
Joel McHale was a guest on Conan with Conan O’Brien late last week. Back in August, McHale admitted that jokes about Kim Kardashian being an overrated, overpaid, urine-stained cumbucket porn star were no longer allowed on The Soup because pimp momager would phone to complain every time. McHale elaborated on Conan: ‘I bring up the thing [...]
MTO Claims E! May Pull Kim Kardashian’s Shows
I dunno for sure, of course, but I’m going to buy this report in the wake of the mini Kim Kardashian backlash. Also, I’m happily going to assume that she’s self-serving enough to fake a reconciliation just to save her family’s E! shows. MediaTakeOut.com claims that reruns of the Kardashian wedding special and the just-completed Kourtney & [...]
