Since I don’t really want to be shanked for overlooking it, I’m belatedly posting about these. I actually saw them when they were released, yesterday, but I was all ‘Meh.’ I liked her hair, styling, and make-up, but today’s Jessica Biel posts have been about DATASS.jpg. I’m amused by boobs. Not so much amused by [...]
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Holy Water Made Salma Hayek’s Boobs Bigger
Salma Hayek appeared on the UK’s The Graham Norton Show to promote a film about which no1curr and discuss her boobs. Several celebrities have admitted similar. From memory, Kim Kardashian and Katy Perry have comparable anecdotes about praying for bigger breasts and waking up with DDs like: ‘I see what you did there.’ Hayek told the talk show [...]
Jon Hamm Will Return To Soothe Your Panties
I get the feeling more men are wet for Jon Hamm than women. Right? Like, really feverishly-crushing on the character rather than the man. I can take or leave him, but he has to be in character. As the real guy, smart and interesting as he is, slips into yeti mode reeeal quick. Here are [...]
Kardashians & Producers Provoked Slowphries
On the season opener of K&KTNY, the death knell for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ marriage is his decision to return to Minessota to train for the NBA. According to RadarOnline.com, that footage was manipulated to make Slowphries look bad. According to sources, it was Kardashian’s idea for her husband to move out while they [...]
The Whores’ Whoring Earned Them New Tricks
The franchise based on Kim Kardashian’s urinal impression is doing better than ever (THANKS, Pierre for sending this over). Turns out the whores’ whoring has earned them an extra tree-fiddy on E!’s nightstand, since the season opener did better than ever. It’s the show’s highest-ever opening, with 3.2 million viewers and a rise in the youth [...]
Kim Kardashian Tries To Cry Through The Botox
Kim Kardashian will fake sadness through the botox on tonight’s season opener for Kourtney & Kim Take New York. I happened upon this clip, while looking for something else. So, in lieu of a longer write-up about Kris Humphries being ambushed in a Slowphries trap, I’m sharing this. It’s a clip of some of the [...]
