Here are the first photos of Lindsay Lohan’s insane, bloated-from-floating-face-down face as it will terrify children watching Glee. There are several photos. The remainder are below (may be spoilery), as shared by Fox who seem pleased to have gotten this much work out of someone who was on time once in nearly a week’s work. Starring as herself, Lohan will appear in the second hour of a two-hour Props/Nationals special episode airing May 15 at 8:00-10:00 p.m. ET/ PT.
At least two sources have leaked that Megan Fox’s tummy is full of baby things, unless it’s really full of carbohydrates and lies. The news actually broke in Star Magazine a month ago. Then E! copy and pasted the report, removing any details, in a story that was 90% exposition followed by an old interview passed as a baby ‘exclusive.’ But there’s no real news and there’s no real confirmation. Only photos of Fox from after the news broke showing that, if she is pregnant, she’s still first trimester because she’s not showing. Fox was asked whether her stomach was full of babies or full of lies and she mouthed ‘LIES’ when asked by Steve Jones of Entertainment Tonight (video below). And now husband Brian Austin Green shows his overconfidence that people ‘love’ Fox’s waxen face and stone cold heart for dating him in between Transformers movies and sleeping with Shia LaBeouf at the behest of Michael Bay. Green tells People: ‘They’ve been saying that every three months ever since we got married, and it’s sort of one of those things that they love to say. I think it’s interesting. I think there is a part of Megan that people really love that is, at 18 she found a relationship and she stuck with it, and we’ve been together for coming on eight years now. It will be our two-year wedding anniversary, but we’ve been together for a long time. She doesn’t represent what people are used to seeing in a young actress.’
The contrived, scripted stunt pulled by the Kardashians to shill their bottled pee (that’s perfume to you) made it into the promotional trailer for Keeping Up With The Kardashians season seven because activist Christina Cho was in on it, and obviously no charges were ever pursued. The fake flour bomb stunt for ratings and the fake Kimye relationship for ratings will air in two weeks until which time you can watch this on repeat wondering what happenened to your life. In related Kim Kardashian news, pimping every breath out of Kimye, she’s leaking to the tabloids that she’s planning to start a family with and marry Kanye West. A source told Us Weekly the couple is ‘very serious’ and ‘are talking marriage’ enough to pick out rings in the company of E! producers. And Kardashian will follow West around on his Summer tour with Jay-Z, because the couple is in ‘love’ and nothing to do with stalking Beyonce. The source continues: ‘[Kim] wants to be with him as much as possible. They really know and love each other.’
Realising pimp momager would never allow her family to walk away from the publicity and easy endorsements, the world let out a collective DUH! because Khloe & Lamar has not been cancelled. A rep panick BBM’ed the following: ‘It has NOT been cancelled. It’s just on hold now while schedules are figured out. It will depend on their schedules, as Lamar’s basketball schedule is a priority.’ Another cipher, which translates as: ‘I’m in a dark room, watching the rough-cut of Mason’s spin-off on a loop. I’m so cold. Send blankets. And a sack lunch. No. Send hel…’ I can’t understand the rest. Something about string cheese?
The photo is from today’s We Didn’t Get Cancelled tour of New York, while grandmas watch her sister’s porn yelling ‘It’s purple at the end, she left a gap in the middle… cly-toris.’ That clip is below (Thanks for the reminder, Joan!)
An episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians will be dedicated to whoring out Lamar Odom’s old neighbourhood in Jamaica, Queens because MONIES. Or because the mail shot (I assume) producers sent to every household informed locals of the exact date and time of Odom’s return. Resulting in hundreds of hangers-on watching the family buying sneakers. The tour included Kim playing basketball in leather pants while security tried not to get in her way. 16 photos.
Here’s the moment President Obama sat alongside braless Jennifer Lawrence and wet t-shirt Taylor Lautner because POTUS-ing leaves enough time in this guy’s day to be a triple-threat (smiling, singing, waving). Here’s the Rolling Stone Magazine interview I didn’t even skim-read, honestly. Instead, I watched Slow Jam The News With Obama & Jimmy Fallon and the Jimmy Fallon special below.
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