…in buying headgear made of synthetic tinkles and not pure tinkles, straight from the source. I jest, she made a bad business decision by dropping the charade mid-shill when there were preggo dollars to be made. Kim Kardashian was on this morning’s Live With Kelly on which Kelly Ripa fawned over her porn star co-host [...]
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Jessica Alba… WEAR ALL THE COLOURS
Here’s Jessica Alba at ABC Studios in New York City for an appearance on Live With Kelly, January 17 in what I can only assume is a confessional that she’s declared simultaneous wars on taste and colour. My only area of expertise is candy, so I don’t really know enough about fashion to criticise this outfit [...]
Madonna Passive-Aggressively Mocks Lady Gaga
Madonna remains the queen of ice-cold passive-aggression, in the most significant act of chiding since the hydrangea incident. Remember, Madonna reamed some poor dude out for daring to be polite and bring her flowers? After which time she declared flower genocide and mocked the incident once more in that weird apology video where she missed [...]
Lindsay Lohan To Star In Budget Lifetime Movie
For some reason, people are all in a lather today about Deadline.com’s reporting of Lindsay Lohan being in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime movie. She’s only in talks for one. She rarely gets out of that phase before being ditched for someone else or being demoted to a smaller part (see every [...]
Snooki Getting Implants Because She Hates Bras
Snooki confirmed her intention to get breast implants so you’ll watch the forthcoming season of Jersey Shore. She has slightly odd reasoning for wanting implants. It’s to get back at bras for ruining her life (they broke her heart and ruined her credit… they must be stopped). Snooki confirmed to E! News she’s planning on [...]
Pimp Momager Won’t Let Wook Wook Be Great
Kris Jenner has tightened her death grip on Khloe Kardashian’s silky mane. Earlier this week, Wook Wook posted a photo from her mother’s annual Christmas Eve dinner where she was blonder, thinner, and distinctly human-looking (IT’S A TRAP). She went red for the People’s Choice Awards, using her Kool-Aid rations as dye. Pimp momager ordered her [...]
