Christina Aguilera is mostly off my radar unless I have to talk about her weight. Anecdotes about her pants size are all that’s left to talk about because she’s no longer a booze-hound (at least, not that I know of). She’s on The Voice right now, sure. But she’s not really doing much that’s newsworthy. [...]
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M.I.A. May Have To Pay Fine For Middle Finger
I have mostly ignored everything except the Super Bowl fallout because I’m in England and, honestly, no one here really cares. I watched Madonna’s half-time show online a few hours after it aired. If only because I was nervous about her hips and the risk of her slipping over in those heels. It was shaky [...]
Reese Witherspoon Is Covering Up Her Scar
Realising she couldn’t do the same for her chin, Reese Witherspoon settled for bangs that would cover a forehead scar sustained when she was run over five-months ago. ‘It’s not funny at all,’ Witherspoon said on British talk show The Graham Norton Show. ‘They said I am very hard-headed because I landed right on my [...]
Vanessa Hudgens Admits Foot ‘Tattoo’ Is Fake
The ‘tattoo’ that looked like Vanessa Hudgens drew it on her right foot by holding a pen in between the toes of her left is only a fake. There were a bunch of posts elsewhere about the tattoo that I ignored at the time… then regretted it as soon as LeAnn Rimes got a tattoo [...]
Jennifer Lopez Will Probably Get Married Again
Because three divorces isn’t enough to write herself off as a failure, Jennifer Lopez may marry again. Not specifically asked about her relationship with the help, Lopez told the Today Show: ‘I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. We’ll see. I mean, I don’t know. It’s not time to think about that yet. [...]
Seal Does Damage Control About His Separation
Realising that he’s being blamed for the failure of his marriage after six-years and four chirrens, Seal is giving an on-camera interview and answering questions about what went wrong. Except he’s really dancing around the issues and instead pointing out that he’s not the angry seal everyone’s painting him as today: ‘[The break-up isn't nasty] [...]
