Admitting what we already knew, because TMZ.com had his chosen rehab wired for sound and video before the addiction even took hold, The Situation says in a new interview with MTV that ‘prescription pills’ were the drug that landed him at Utah’s Cirque Lodge Treatment Center for three-weeks ending in April. ‘My addiction was prescription painkillers,’ he said. ‘At first, I thought it gave me energy, I thought it helped me. Being in this business is not easy. [I] made a mistake by picking a substance over what I previously chose, which is fitness.’ Although he denies doing coke, weed, or being an alcoholic, or mixing substances. In related Jersey Shore news, RadarOnline.com reports that Angelina Pivarnick will return briefly for contrived drama: ‘Angelina is going to be back with the cast and she starts filming in a few weeks. She was always the center of all the drama and she’s coming back to stir things up. Angelina will be on three episodes and she’s ready for all the craziness that comes with the house!’
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Britney Knows You Know She Likes Chocolate Milk
According to a new report, lovingly copy & pasted from the iPad of her rep by taking a photo of the screen then scanning it as a JPEG, Britney Spears is competent enough to eat paste as Demi Lovato, Simon Cowell, and L.A. Reid judge X Factor. The singer is reportedly telling friends she likes chocolate milk, and she’s ready to deal with the pressure of auditions and live shows this season.
A source tells RadarOnline.com the following because apparently no one’s concerned about Lovato: ‘Britney is well aware of what the critics are saying about her… She is anxious to prove to everyone that she isn’t just a ditzy blonde. And she is hunkered down with Jason, who will be with her at all times during the auditions and filming… Jason is obviously concerned about the pressure Britney is placing on herself. She is a perfectionist when it comes to her work but she is still under a conservatorship and she does continue to see a mental health professional at least once a week. If Jason feels that more time with Britney’s therapist is needed, that will absolutely happen. [But] if they didn’t think she could handle the job, she wouldn’t have accepted it. The judge handling Spears’ conservatorship will be notified immediately if Britney is having any difficulty.’
Angelina Jolie’s Greatness Ruined Her Marriage
This made me sadder than it should have and this post is going to be brought to you by the letter ‘S’ for ‘sad,’ and I’m going to type this whole thing while sticking out my bottom lip in memoriam of this failed marriage. Billy Bob Thornton and Billy Bob Thornton’s head weave and chin weave gave separate interviews with ABC’s Nightline and agreed they weren’t fancy enough for Angelina Jolie who, evidently, now being engaged to Brad Pitt, demands silky locks that don’t come from the twofer shelf in the hair salon. He says he ‘blew it’ in his brief marriage because he was too ‘insecure’ to make it work. The 56-year-old explained: ‘I blew it because I didn’t think I was good enough for her. I was just too insecure. People actually said that I didn’t deserve to be with her.’ Which is sad, if only because a man in his late 40s at the time was so affected by the media. He continues: ‘Angie, I felt, was definitely too good for me and at some point, if you believe somebody’s too good for you, you’re going to mess it up. I always thought I was sort of Quasimodo or the Phantom Of The Opera hiding in the catacombs. And when I was with her I think that really reached its heights. When you’re in a relationship, any two celebrities or whatever, you know, I think that puts on a lot of pressure. When Angie and I got married, during that time, I was more famous than she was to start with. Then she becomes this big thing, it’s hard in these relationships. We had a great marriage and I chickened out because I didn’t feel good enough. That’s all that happened.’
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- Jennifer Lopez's Boobs Are Sagging - Lainey Gossip
- Katy Perry Covered Up At Billboard Awards - Buzznet
- Miley Cyrus Replaces Jennifer Lopez? - Lainey Gossip
- Don't Kiss Will Smith On The Mouth - The Superficial
- Miley Cyrus Weight Loss Gone Too Far? - Buzznet
- I Can See Through Rihanna's Skirt - The Superficial
- Khloe Kardashian's Real Mom Still Alive - Rumor Fix
Kimye’s Sex Swing Will Gather Dust This Season
Not even at the behest of pimp momager will the bottom b**ch disrobe and take a bubble bath on camera as one half of Kimye. THE POWER OF MONIES COMPELS YOU! Confirming what RadarOnline.com and others have been saying for over a month, Kim Kardashian told E! News about Kanye West’s screen time with a season premiere I think is this weekend: ‘I want to show my life. If we’re having dinner and he does show up, I’m sure we’re not going to go, ‘Stop the cameras!’ [But] I’m not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloé and Lamar do. It’s not going to be like that.’
Five photos of Kim Kardashian arriving at LAX in Los Angeles, CA April 15.
Don’t Ask Mariah Carey About Britney Spears
I watched intently, as Britney Spears was carted out in front of a studio audience for the Fox Upfronts presentation to Kashmir by Led Zeppelin. The 31-year-old stood, without swaying, and recited her lines, and nothing went majorly wrong in the 10-seconds during which she spoke. Except, she remained glassy-eyed and zombified. And there’s a distinct chance she’ll sit in abeyance through the auditions and live shows not even risking further scripted platitudes. I’ve included video from the event and you can watch video of her attempt to think on the spot here. You’ll see what I mean. In any case, don’t ask Mariah Carey who, for reasons unknown, was prodded into giving this response: ‘You think I focus on that stuff? Have we met? I love [Britney], honestly. I think she’s a very nice person, but I don’t care who’s going on that show. As long as it’s not me.’
Britney Spears & Demi Lovato: The Countdown
I’ve started the ‘DIS GUN BE GUD’ timer on my cell. So, don’t worry, there’s an official count of how long it’ll take one woman with mental health issues and one recovering addict to be assassinated by Disney for shaming the family name. I got two-weeks. Is that enough time? I don’t know, you tell me. Here are photos of the official line-up, as presented by Fox at its Upfront event. This follows the weekend addition of Demi Lovato, who told the UK’s Fabulous Magazine late April that appearing on television so soon would compromise her recovery: ‘I need to be secure in my body before I go back in front of the camera. Anyone in recovery from an eating disorder would find that triggering, and I’m not ready.’ But she’s ‘ready’ three-weeks later because MONIES. Included are photos from the girls’ Twitter accounts, photos from the Fox presentation, and Britney Spears’ cellulite because it’s literally the newest photo of her from my agency.
