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I’m tempted to give Suri Cruise’s cuteness its own category. I think it needs one. It needs room to breathe. Space. A little part of the site, where it can be free to roam and make all the other celebrity babies feel bad. Suri Cruise spent the better part of the last week dressed in her pyjamas. It’s been the cutest week in the history of the world for that reason alone. I assumed it was because the little one, who turns 4-years-old on April 18, 2010, was aspiring to be a tiny blogger and had foregone the need to take off her slippers. Oh, that reminds me. The slippers were a whole other thing. She was being carried, by mother Katie Holmes, because her feet were too sacred to touch the filth NYC ground.

Here are pictures of Suri Cruise this weekend. She was being carried by mother Katie Holmes, leaving their apartment on the way to a picnic April 11, 2010.

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Suri Cruise, age three, who turns four-years-old April 18, 2010, was pictured being carried by her mother… again. Mother and daughter were going into Alice’s Teacup for afternoon tea in New York City, New York on April 2, 2010. Anyone who knows Suri Cruise’s pimp game knows that she doesn’t do no steenkin’ walking. Walking and getting dressed are for babies without GDP-sized trust funds. Or babies who aren’t considering a career, like blogging, where one is no longer obliged to change out of one’s pyjamas like the rest of society.

The daytime pictures show Suri Cruise wearing piglet slippers and pyjamas, being carried by her mother. The darker photos, shot at night, show Suri and Katie headed to see Mama Mia on Broadway in New York City on April, 2, 2010.

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It’s the thinnest coat you’ve ever seen. But it’s still a coat. On more occasions than I could mention this little girl’s masochist parents have paraded her in front of the paparazzi, in all kinds of horrid weather, in little more than a Summer dress and jelly shoes. Suri Cruise was wrapped as warm as she ever will be, as she and Katie Holmes braved the snow on their way to Bowery hotel, New York.

Twelve photos of mother and daughter, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise, in NYC.

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