OK! is claiming that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be getting married. At this point I’m convinced that the people of OK! don’t sit around in an office but they frolic naked in the forest day in, day out. I’m also convinced that they don’t pluck their unconvincing stories from the mouths of sources, [...]
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Princess of $cilons Suri Cruise Fourth Birthday
The little daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, turns four-years-old today. The ruler of all $cilons on earth has been doing a damn fine job of running the planet for four whole years today, April 18, 2010. Being that she’s not really a baby anymore, I guess, that makes it all the [...]
Katie Holmes is Probably Not Pregnant… But…
It is ever so fun to see the covers that come out each week from OK! magazine. They have about two or three covers that they rotate, in hopes that no one will notice. It’s either falsely reporting that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant by whomever she’s standing next to that day, or that Katie Holmes [...]
Suri Cruise Finally Changes Out of her Pyjamas
I’m tempted to give Suri Cruise’s cuteness its own category. I think it needs one. It needs room to breathe. Space. A little part of the site, where it can be free to roam and make all the other celebrity babies feel bad. Suri Cruise spent the better part of the last week dressed in [...]
Suri Cruise Continues to do Adorable Things…
Katie Holmes has been carting Suri, her adorable three-year-old daughter, around NYC for the last few days. Yesterday was no exception, and mother and daughter were pictured joined at the hip as Xenu commands. I’m kidding, they weren’t joined at the hip. Suri long ago broke open her piggy bank and sprang for that special [...]
Suri Cruise is Just too Precious… to Get Dressed
Suri Cruise, age three, who turns four-years-old April 18, 2010, was pictured being carried by her mother… again. Mother and daughter were going into Alice’s Teacup for afternoon tea in New York City, New York on April 2, 2010. Anyone who knows Suri Cruise’s pimp game knows that she doesn’t do no steenkin’ walking. Walking [...]
