I tried to think of a less accusatory title for this post, but ‘ Factory Of Bikini Pictures And Lies Picks On Child’ wasn’t quite succint enough for my usual tastes. This story is pretty hilarious; outdone only by the fact that, halfway through, according to Jezebel.com’s tabloid roundup, the magazine begins to contradict its [...]
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Katie Holmes Sues Star Magazine for $50 Million
Katie Holmes has filed a lawsuit against Star for insinuating she had a problem with illegal drugs. The magazine, in a cover story so moronic it didn’t even seem worth skim-reading, is in trouble over the cover above. Their headline reads: ‘Addiction Nightmare: Katie Drug Shocker… The Real Reason She Can’t Leave Tom.’ The gist [...]
The History Channel Will Not Air The Kennedys
The History Channel mini series, The Kennedys, starring Katie Holmes as Jackie, has been cancelled. It was finished and supposed to air later this year in the US. However, upon looking at the finished product, they’ve decided to press CTRL+ALT+DEL and clear cache. The multi-million dollar project, finished in its entirity, is The History Channel’s [...]
Katie Holmes for Elle Magazine February 2011
Katie Holmes has long been upgraded to Windows 7 and her cold, dead eyes set to STUN. The mother-of-one, wife of Tom Cruise, covers the February 2011 Elle magazine. The actress is currently promoting that weird History Channel miniseries where she’s playing Jackie O. It’s all odd, and it’s hard to tell how big a [...]
Drunk David Arquette Called Tom Cruise… Sean
David Arquette is, like, really sad, yooguise. So sad that he’s partying with women of questionable morals and drinking alone. Sharing that he’s in a dark place, personally, estranged husband of Courteney Cox appeared on The Howard Stern Show. Again. On Wednesday. Yes… AGAIN. For the third or fourth time since news of his separation [...]
Kim Kardashian is Dead… for Keep A Child Alive
Kim Kardashian poses as though dead, in a coffin, for a charity campaign. Kardashian ‘sacrificed her digital life to give real life to millions of others affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India.’ Or something. No idea why the campaign poster needed to be so morbid, but I guess it makes the point. The 30-year-old, [...]
