I’ve been reading an obnoxious number of reports about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in the last 24-hours, mostly about the disputed contents of her womb: ‘Is there another of Chris Klein’s spawn in there? Will this baby look a little more convincingly like Tom Cruise? How is babby formed?’ For the record, I don’t think Holmes is pregnant; she made her spokesperson stop playing Angry Birds for 24 consecutive hours in order to issue a denial to everyone who ran OK!’s cover story this week. That’s NO joke. A report from this week’s Lies&Style claims the couple is barely speaking, based on their behaviour as he accepted a humanitarian award from the Simon Wiesenthal Center in LA on May 5. ‘Though she smiled demurely for the cameras… the actress looked like she would’ve rather been anywhere else but seated next to Tom at the posh dinner reception,’ reported the magazine. ‘Tom’s eager to have another baby… but Katie’s just not ready, and the disagreement may be causing tension.’ Which makes no sense, but let’s move on. A supposed eyewitness added, ‘Tom and Katie barely spoke during the four hours they were at the award dinner… There was a definite chill between them. They looked like they weren’t even friends.’ Again, makes no sense, but there you go. GossipCop.com claim to have their own eyewitnesses who label stories of any conflict at the event ‘false,’ ‘made up,’ and ‘ridiculous.’
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