Katie Holmes covers one of the four Fall/Winter issues of AnOther magazine.
This magazine, that is so super important and trendy that I didn’t even know it existed until today, shows Holmes looking a little more alieny and a little less robot-y than normal. Guessing Tommy must have finally exchanged her at Ikea, like I [...]
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Katie Holmes Covers AnOther Magazine… Wut?
Katie Holmes Has Been Released into the Wild
Katie Holmes can be seen above, on the set of Don’t be Afraid of the Dark.
The movie, also starring Guy Pearce of Memento, is being filmed in Australia.
I thought these pictures were interesting for several reasons, not least because when I saw the image above my only thought was “FREEDOM!”… Katie Bot has made a [...]
Suri Cruise Is A Chocolate-Covered Cutie
Suri Cruise does an astonishing impersonation of a child of a regular married couple. If it weren’t for Katie bot being positioned next to her with a “loving” smile hardwired onto her face, there would be no evidence that this little angel were a mini Scilon.
She kind of looks like a frightened little mouse or [...]
Scientology School Chosen For Suri Cruise
Tommy and his robot wife, Katie, have decided to send little Suri Cruise to a special Scientology school.
Suri, who for the time being at least resembles a human being and not a $cientolo-bot, will be attending the Church of Scientology’s New Village Academy. The baby is not yet as far gone as her robot mother, so perhaps [...]
Katie Holmes Weekly Confessions To Tom Cruise
Just when you thought their marriage could not get any creepier, the latest news in the charade of a marriage that is TomKat is that Tom Cruise is making his robot wife confess her sins to him on a weekly basis.
Did I squeeze too much into one sentence again? Okay, let me break it down. Tommy is [...]
