Skynet Holmes wasn’t trying to harm her daughter in dragging her around the streets of New York. She was humouring a toddler who didn’t want to wear a coat; knowing that, inevitably, she’d get cold and ask for the coat back on her own. I like Holmes for giving this interview. It’s years late, but [...]
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Tom Cruise’s Face Painted For His 49th Birthday
Here’s Tom Cruise getting his face painted at his 49th birthday party while his baby girl gets the same and while Skynet Holmes runs an anti virus and receives her daily updates. I guess for his 50th birthday, next year, Cruise will get a new wife; one who comes with Windows 7 and maybe has [...]
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Aren’t Speaking?
I’ve been reading an obnoxious number of reports about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in the last 24-hours, mostly about the disputed contents of her womb: ‘Is there another of Chris Klein’s spawn in there? Will this baby look a little more convincingly like Tom Cruise? How is babby formed?’ For the record, I don’t [...]
OK! Didn’t Get The Memo About Katie Holmes
To clarify, I think there were two memos 1) That Katie Holmes can and will sue you to death and win, if you libel her 2) Holmes’ spokesperson already denied that these pictures were of a baby bump, insisting that the images were doctored… by the photo agency, I guess, as that’s where the press [...]
Katie Holmes Gets Apology From Star Magazine
Katie Holmes is not a drug addict, despite the excitable exclamations from Star back in January. Remember, their piece that essentially read: ‘ZOMG!!! Drugs are bad, as are $cilons… BTW, Katie doesn’t really do drugs. SIKE!’ The magazine had claimed that Holmes was hooked on Scientology treatments that are well-known to produce trance-like states and [...]
Katie Holmes Horrified About Penis Gummies
Katie Holmes gave a really adorable interview on Thursday’s The Ellen DeGeneres Show, as part of her promotion for the recently-premiered The Kennedys. Going into entirely more detail than needed when asked a pretty vague softball question by the host, Holmes recounted the cute parenting anecdote of that time daughter Suri Cruise picked up and [...]
