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Katie Holmes Finally Makes Suri Wear a Coat

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:52:02 +0000

It’s the thinnest coat you’ve ever seen. But it’s still a coat. On more occasions than I could mention this little girl’s masochist parents have paraded her in front of the paparazzi, in all kinds of horrid weather, in little more than a Summer dress and jelly shoes. Suri Cruise was wrapped as warm as she ever will be, as she and Katie Holmes braved the snow on their way to Bowery hotel, New York.

Twelve photos of mother and daughter, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise, in NYC.

Image credit to CWNY/Fame Pictures, AAR/Fame Pictures, Flynet Pictures.

Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz in Knight & Day

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:19:34 +0000

Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz have been shooting this movie for the entire freakin’ Summer. I avoided posting pictures from the set, as they all looked the same. It was just a bunch of photos of Diaz as she stood in front of Cruise and blocked out the sun, so his delicate skin wouldn’t get too man-tanned.

The stars have been riding stunt cars and making smoochy faces since time began. This took longer to shoot than Jennifer Lopez’s crap-tastic The Back-Up Plan movie. They need a back-up plan of how to promote films with such goofy titles. If I were them I’d be cracking up on the red carpet, any time someone asks which of the two turds I were going to be starring in. The film finished shooting around the same time I regained consciousness (I went into a sugar coma last night, after eating too much Christmas candy). It’s amazing they duct taped these frames together (and called it a trailer) so damn fast.

Make the jump for Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz in the Knight & Day trailer.

Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz in the Knight & Day (July 2, 2010) movie trailer.

Image credit to Empire Movies. Story & info. D-listed.

Tom Cruise Sued for Spying and Wiretapping

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:42:42 +0000

Tom Cruise is in your Internets, stealing all your informations. Cruise and his $cilon spies are accused of crawling inside the brains of magazine editor Michael Davis Sapir, and causing trauma that only $5 freakin’ million can help repair.

The lawsuit could be due to Cruise and his drones spying and wiretapping, or it could be retaliation. Cruise sued Sapir in 2001 for $100 million, for claiming to have video of the two during naked together time. Sapir alleges that Cruise’s private investigator Anthony Pellicano illegally wiretapped his phone during the 2001 litigation and lawyer Bert Fields conspired to spy on him. Cruise’s rep is currently comatose on my kitchen floor and so cannot be reached for comment.

Image credit to ENF/Fame Pictures. Story & info. Us Weekly, TMZ.

Suri Cruise Flamenco Dress and Polka Dot Heels

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:45:42 +0000

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and three-year-old Suri. The family were standing around picking their cracks and intermittently looking up to see whether any space cruisers were hovering suspiciously. If they weren’t comprised of a midget in heels, a robot wife, and a baby bot with a great taste in shoes, this would almost be a cute family. But any family that has to be sent off for repairs/ that comes with an instruction manual can only get so much praise.

They spent more time making goo-goo eyes at the press than at each other. Tom Cruise stares daggers (or not) at his gorgeous baby girl and her fierce little outfit. Being around the same dress size, there’s a battle between them each morning of who gets to wear the cuter outfit. Suri won this morning and she got to leave the house in this adorable pink flamenco-style dress and red polka dot shoes. It’s a hand-me-down from daddy Tom, but it looks WAY better on Suri.

Nine photos of the family fakery; Tom and Suri Cruise, and Katie Holmes.

Image credit to Target/FAME Pictures. Story & info. Cele|Bitchy, Us.

TomKat are Ready for a Second Baby Says OK!

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:41:49 +0000

According to sources who know nothing and a magazine that marries off a new couple every week, the King and Queen of all Scilons are planning to repopulate the earth. Midgets and robots can’t mate, but these people are really insanely wealthy and so nothing is outside the realm of possibility.

The latest issue of OK! magazine alleges that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are ready to bless the pages of Vanity Fair with a second baby spread. Hmm… maybe they won’t choose something so uppity this time, but something their minions can afford, if they’re growing/ breeding/ building a second baby in a recession.

Katie Holmes Says Suri Cruise Loves High Heels

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:40:23 +0000

Katie Holmes definitely has a malfunction and should be returned to the factory for de-bugging. The actress and mother has shared with Access Hollywood that her daughter, Suri Cruise, loves wearing those tiny baby high heels.

Katie Holmes isn’t usually one for spouting nonsensical musings. At this point, we can safely assume that she’s being used to download too many pirated movies and bootleg MP3s and she has a virus. Being broken and not being in control of what is coming out of her mouth, Holmes keeps sharing these odd tidbits about her contractual obligations made in Scilon heaven. Holmes and Tom Cruise are super-secretive about all the details of their lives you actually give a damn about.

Oddly, neither seems shy about letting you watch their three-year-old develop a slow-burning foot deformity. Holmes recently blurted out something that came out on 90s printer paper, with the little holes down the sides. She was low on ink, so it was hard to read what she said, but is looked something like “She, like every little girl, she loves my high heels… They are actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids. I found them for her and she loves them…. 100010010101″

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story & info. Access Hollywood via Pop Eater.

Suri Cruise In The Cold Without a Coat… Again

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:55:51 +0000

Suri Cruise has only ever been spotted out with a coat on a handful of times.

The daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is always oddly dressed for the weather. Perhaps she was built with the world’s tiniest heater installed, so she can go out with nothing much covering her and not freeze from hypothermia.

Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes were spotted together on a cold day in New York. Katie Holmes was wearing ankle boots, a pair of jeans, and a thick tweed coat to keep out the wind chill. Suri Cruise was poorly dressed in Wellington boots, stockings, and a lined sleeveless Summer dress. Holmes must have a malfunction or some funky wiring somewhere/ have eaten a brain tumour for breakfast. Either that or she doesn’t give a damn whether her baby freezes to death.

Nine photos of Suri Cruise turning into a coatless baby popsicle under the cut.

Image credit to AAR/Fame Pictures. Story credit to E! Online.

Suri Cruise Has Been Enrolled in Catholic School

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:20:32 +0000

Suri Cruise, every one’s favourite Alien Princess, has been enrolled into a Catholic School. The enrollment into a non-Scio school was at the insistence of her mother, Katie Holmes.

It would be no stretch to assume that devotee father, Cruise, wanted his Scio-tot to go to a Scientology school. However, rather than take babies communications courses or whatever it is tots do at a Scio-pre-school, Suri will be learning how to colour inside the lines at a school teaching another religion.

According to NY Daily News, the three-year-old was enrolled in Catholic Charities Yawkey Centre For Early Education And Learning, in Boston, last week.

Nine photos of Suri, Tom, and Katie in Boston, Massachusetts on Sunday Oct. 11, 2009. And more details, below.

It seems the 30-year-old mom wants the toddler to be educated as she was — even though hubby Tom Cruise, 47, is a committed Scientologist. “Katie has been listening to her parents who are devout Catholics,” a source told the Daily Mail. “She is not convinced by Scientology.”

Apparently, the struggle over Suri’s education has been ongoing. “They had been having huge problems agreeing on her school. To say they were having arguments is putting it mildly – but Tom came around to the idea in the end,” the source told the Daily Mail. Cruise was also raised as a Catholic but converted to Scientology in 1990. (via NY Daily News)

Image via Fame Pictures. Story & info. The Daily Mail via NY Daily News.

Tom Cruise Critiques Katies Holmes’ Clothing

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:01:27 +0000

Katie Holmes features on one of five new Elle magazine covers. The November 2009 Elle is the Women in Hollywood issue and also features covers from Emily Blunt, Julianne Moore, Renee Zellweger, and Zoe Saldana.

In the magazine the queen of all Scilons and mother to the world’s cutest alien princess, Suri, talks about being on Tommy’s leash and how it’s not easy being a robot wife.

In the issue the 30-year-old wife of 47-year-old daddy Scilon says that sometimes her partner critiques what she wears and lets her know if he doesn’t like the way she dresses. It’s like having her own tiny one-man Queer Eye team on staff at her Scio-mansion. She lie-tells convincingly and says she appreciates the criticism, in much the same way I lie-tell and say I appreciate the interventions every time my drinking becomes a problem again.

Katie Holmes quotes are below about how Tom Cruise runs this fashion-bish.

Katie Holmes to Elle on Tom Cruise critiquing her clothing: “He usually likes everything, but sometimes I’ll walk out and he’ll say, ‘I think that dress might be wearing you. You don’t need that,’” She says she appreciates the feedback. “Tom has great taste.”
Katie Holmes to Elle on family life: “In my own life, my whole world really revolves around family. I do what I need to do, but it’s like, ‘How is everybody else doing?’ And it’s wonderful for me as an actress to put some of that into a character.”
Katie Holmes to Elle on her favourite fashion designers: “I love Alaïa, for sure. Stella McCartney. I like Ralph Lauren because I feel like it’s very American, and I’m pretty all-American, from Ohio. Isabel Marant and a new designer, Sari Gueron.”

Special thanks to Elle for providing the cover.

Suri Cruise $2 Million Worth of Designer Clothes

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:43:17 +0000

…and for reason #2,400,928 proving that Suri Cruise leads a more charmed life than you, The Sun claims that the daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise has a wardrobe of designer clothes worth $2 million.

An insider said, “They really splurge on Suri.” The pair’s pal Victoria Beckham is also said to have commissioned designer Roberto Cavalli to make a dress for Suri. The source added: “Suri is very vocal when it comes to outfits. She’s rarely seen in anything twice.” (via The Sun)

Image credit to DS-ISM2/Rocstar2/ Flynet Pictures & quote via The Sun.

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