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Valkyrie Movie Poster Revealed

Sep 25th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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See the above for the first peek at the poster for ‘Valkyrie’, the new Tom Cruise movie [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The film depicts an assassination attempt on Adolf Hitler in the final months of World War II.

Cruise’s project seems to have been cursed from the start, having been plagued by a number of reshoots and date changes. The film is now slated for release on Dec. 26.

According to Wikipedia:

Valkyrie was originally slated to be released in August 8, 2008, but the film was moved up earlier to be released in June 27, 2008.

The release date was again moved, to October 3, 2008 to avoid competition from WALL-E and the delayed Wanted, and to enable the filming of a key battle sequence [...]. The date was also chosen to increase the film’s chances of awards success.

The film is directed by Bryan Singer. Eddie Izzard, Carice van Houten and David Bamber also co-star in the movie.

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Pink Turns To Scientology

Sep 13th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Pink may be the latest star to be snared into the Scientology web [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The singer is reportedly looking into the controvertial religion, as way to cope with the breakdown of her marriage to biker, Carey Hart.

Sources say that her choice was influenced by Juliette Lewis and Lisa Marie Presley.

According to Star via Hollywood dot com:

“Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.”

Don’t really blame her for looking into such extreme ways of dealing with a broken heart.

I have just finished the love of my life too… my beloved Galaxy chocolate bar.

We laughed, we cried, I got a chocolate craving… and all of a sudden it was gone, all gone!

In a fit of unbearable sorrow/ choccie craving, I also looked into whether my beloved Xenu could save me from this pit of chocolate-free despair.

My foil cap is on, my mind is empty and ready to receive Xenu and Mighty Mouse Cruise’s special gamma-wave message-of-hope.

Save Xenu me, save me!

P.S. Before you ask, yes, that was the most attractive picture I could find of her!

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Can Katie Holmes Be ‘Saved’ By Anti-Scientology Group?

Sep 2nd, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Katie Holmes, 29, will be making her Broadway debut in the play “All My Sons” next month, but some jealous biotches just have to make her debut all about them!

Anti-Scientology group, Anonymous, a.k.a. Anony-Mouse, say they will sit silently among the audience at the Gerard Schoenfeld Theatre wearing masks of Guy Fawkes.

They insist they are doing this, not to p*iss off Mighty Mouse Tom Cruise and his Robo-Wife, but to take a stand against their ‘religion’.

I bet Robo-Wife gets so p*ssed screaming at them for f*cking up her premier that her batteries run down!

A rep for Anony-Mouse tells The Sun:

“We aren’t looking to shut All My Sons down. We don’t have the power to do that – we just want to prove a point. We just want to save Katie. We want to draw attention to Scientology, and hopefully get Katie out of it before it’s too late.”

Me-thinks Holmes has more serious problems than the proverbial ball-and-chain that is Scientology… those f*cking jeans for a start.

Is it just me or is this hag wearing the same pair of man-jeans everyday?

F*ck Scientology, save Katie from The Gap!

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Saint Angelina Steals Tom’s Crown

Aug 12th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Saint Angelina wins again.

Tom Cruise was expected to star in the espionage thriller Edwin A. Salt which is to be released in 2010.

However, according to various reports out today, he was given the boot because producers got sick of his diva ways and his ridiculous wage demands.

Chuh! Saint Angelina would obviously be more fun to work with! Really, who would you rather spend 20-hours per day on a closed set with?

According to Coming Soon:

Jolie is close to a deal to play the title character, a CIA officer who’s accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy and must elude capture long enough to establish her innocence.

Cruise had long flirted with the project, but that ended recently. The well-regarded script had several male movie stars circling.

Jolie took a liking to it, prompting the studio’s decision to rewrite it. The trade adds that the project won’t require that much of an overhaul to suit her.

The project will also get a new title, obv. Oh, I’m really good at this. How about renaming it… ‘Snakes on a Plane’? Oh, wait, hang on…

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