Am I the only one who has noticed the flood of night time paparazzi pictures, starring of our beloved little Alien Princess, Suri Cruise, that have surfaced of late - why does this poor child never sleep [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Last time I checked, homegirl was two-years-old; which is apparently not even old enough for her to [...]
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Why Does This Child Never Sleep?
Tom Cruise: I Want To Have 10 Kids
Tom Crusie has revealed that he wants to have TEN more children, with wife Katie Holmes, because he “loves kids” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
So, Katie’s robot womb needs to accommodate ten more children. Someone please call Michelle Duggar and ask her to stage a vagina intervention, in order to save Holmes from at least a [...]
Katie Holmes Looks Worn Out In NYC
Katie Holmes is shown above, looking like her theatre rehearsals are finally getting the better of her - Holmes looked tired as she left her New York City apartment to do another performance of the play All My Sons, at the Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre, this past weekend [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The 30-year-old actress looked worn out in a [...]
Tommy Must Have Loosened His Ball Gag Again
Well, that didn’t take long - according to Tom Cruise, his adorable little 2-year-old daughter, Suri, is flying past him, in the vocabulary stakes [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Tom Cruise said in a red carpet interview that Suri is an advanced speaker for her age. By that, one can only assume that he means every time Suri vomits or [...]
Who Has Tommy’s CrackBerry?
Tom Cruise - who has been depserately pimping out his new movie, ‘Valkyrie’, in hopes that it won’t spontaneously combust at the box-office - has lost his BlackBerry [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Did I say BlackBerry, cos you all know that I meant CrackBerry… or do I mean BlueBerry?
Well, it was some kind of motherf*cking berry phone [...]
Tom & Speidi Should Elope
Tom Cruise has taken time out of his busy schedule of CRAY-ZAY, to give advice to MTV’s The Hills star, Spencer Pratt [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Why bother yourself with this FUG-akery Tommy?
Either you have been so busy spit-shining Katie-bot, that you did not notice the BLINDING levels of EPIC fakery on MTV’s The Hills, or, infiltration into popular tween [...]
Will Smith Can’t Shake Scientology Ties
Will Smith still insists that he and wife, Jada Pinkett-Smith, are not Scientologists [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Just like I never tire of he and Beyonce Knowles getting all the plum Black parts in Hollywood, it warms the cockles of my stone-cold heart, to hear Smith is still trying to dig himself out of the Scientology trap. Smith is [...]
Suri’s Alien Papa Speaks
With all the money Tom Cruise has, you would think that he could afford to buy a clue [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Cruise has given an insight into his admirable attempts at raising his button-nosed daughter, Suri, to be a spoiled brat. He insists that the little-one refuses point-blank to wear pants and is a ‘girly girl’. WTF does [...]
