Katie Holmes jumped out of her marriage and into a Whole Foods in New York City July 2012 using burner phones. Because drug dealers, terrorists, and Holmes could all be killed at any minute if they used a contract phone. Holmes also quit Scientology by leaving it a Post-It Note on the nightstand because who likes the awkward morning after? And despite basically being unemployed but for her underwhelming fashion line, Holmes spent every day since July in Whole Foods, the park, the museum, or getting ice cream, because who’s going to assassinate a single mother who buys organic? Cruise has been working constantly but the times he remembered he has three kids, he fit them into his schedule. He went 90 days without seeing his Suri back in the fall and, if memory serves, this week’s visit makes maybe four visits total since summer (he saw her in July, he took her to Disneyland in August, he had visitation at Christmas, and his reps leaked to People.com that he visited with her this week in London for five days). According to a ‘source’ who’s really his rep: ‘Tom flew [Suri] in his private jet from New York to London and then brought her up to the Grove Hotel in Hertfordshire… they kept such a low profile that nobody really knew she was there… She spent five days with him. He has been working quite long hours on the set, but he was able to have some time off to be with her. They had a really lovely time.’
