It’s the thinnest coat you’ve ever seen. But it’s still a coat. On more occasions than I could mention this little girl’s masochist parents have paraded her in front of the paparazzi, in all kinds of horrid weather, in little more than a Summer dress and jelly shoes. Suri Cruise was wrapped as warm as [...]
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Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz in Knight & Day
Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz have been shooting this movie for the entire freakin’ Summer. I avoided posting pictures from the set, as they all looked the same. It was just a bunch of photos of Diaz as she stood in front of Cruise and blocked out the sun, so his delicate skin wouldn’t get [...]
Tom Cruise Sued for Spying and Wiretapping
Tom Cruise is in your Internets, stealing all your informations. Cruise and his $cilon spies are accused of crawling inside the brains of magazine editor Michael Davis Sapir, and causing trauma that only $5 freakin’ million can help repair.
The lawsuit could be due to Cruise and his drones spying and wiretapping, or it could be [...]
Suri Cruise Flamenco Dress and Polka Dot Heels
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and three-year-old Suri. The family were standing around picking their cracks and intermittently looking up to see whether any space cruisers were hovering suspiciously. If they weren’t comprised of a midget in heels, a robot wife, and a baby bot with a great taste in shoes, this would almost be a [...]
TomKat are Ready for a Second Baby Says OK!
According to sources who know nothing and a magazine that marries off a new couple every week, the King and Queen of all Scilons are planning to repopulate the earth. Midgets and robots can’t mate, but these people are really insanely wealthy and so nothing is outside the realm of possibility.
The latest issue of OK! [...]
Katie Holmes Says Suri Cruise Loves High Heels
Katie Holmes definitely has a malfunction and should be returned to the factory for de-bugging. The actress and mother has shared with Access Hollywood that her daughter, Suri Cruise, loves wearing those tiny baby high heels.
Katie Holmes isn’t usually one for spouting nonsensical musings. At this point, we can safely assume that she’s being used [...]
