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Tila Tequila Uncorked Vivid Sex Tape Released

Feb 11th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Tila Tequila is actually a porn star now after releasing Tila Tequila Uncorked, her extremely explicit/ gynecological lesbian threesome sex tape that was shot along with two porn stars, Charlie Laine and Kristina Rose. Tequila spent a good chunk of last year, when news of her sex tape made its way to Radar Online and others, pretending she never shot a tape. The former reality star and failed musician who, it would appear, spreads her legs and lies pathologically for a living, claimed there was no video and that any reports saying otherwise were false. Actually, the reports of her shooting Tila Tequila Uncorked with the assistance of Vivid and two existing stars of adult entertainment, Laine and Rose, were pretty much spot on. Tequila is playing this like an unauthorised leak. There was a release to a porn site, the video for which has been taken down. Apparently. There was some cease and desist, that was for show, the way Vivid played it with the release of Kendra Wilkinson’s tape. It was supposed to be release on Valentine’s Day, for those who want to make a mockery of their own faps rather than spend time with an actual woman. However, it’s been released early. ‘It should be noted that there’s been a fake Tila Tequila sex tape out there for years, but I can assure you that ours is totally authentic,’ Vivid assert, in a statement.

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Tila Tequila and Dave Navarro Are Not Dating

Jan 20th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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It’s been a while since, out of boredom, I posted a rumour Tila Tequila probably started about herself. However, because it’s been some time since I instituted a ban on her, and so you know she’s still alive, I felt like covering this in brief. I can’t even remember whether she’s still calling herself ‘Miss Tila’. I do know she’s pretty much abandoned her site; the one she mistakenly thought would become the biggest of its kind (at its peak, it was barely bigger than this site), in favour of the odd c&p’d story and blogs about herself. I can only assume she was the ‘source’ who told E! Online, who ran with an unconfirmed account of an intense six month ‘love’ affair, that ‘She’s been dating [Dave Navarro] for six months. And it’s pretty hot and heavy. They’re both serious, but she is way, way into him and stays at his place all the time.’ Only hours later, Tequila’s rep said in a statement, ‘[Reports that Tila Tequila is dating Dave Navarro are] not true. Tila and Dave are just friends and have nothing but respect for each other.’

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Tila Tequila is still Underdressed and Bent Over

Mar 30th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Tila Tequila went on a shopping trip, where I don’t think she actually bought anything. She was half-naked, she wore a dress that looked like a cat had been at it, with only a thong underneath. I’ll just say there was far more flesh than dress. Oh, and hooker heels (no bump though). I’m loathe to write about this, but sometimes I feel the need to be cruel and inflict certain things on my readers.

What has been seen cannot be unseen. So I’m gonna be a horrid bish and force these wretched photos upon you. Look at them… LOOK at them, I tell you. I nearly called this post: WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!, as Tequila is barely dressed and a little kid can be seen looking at her in the bottom pic.

Check out a gallery courtesy of TMZ. Tequila is making a total ass out of herself.

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Tila Tequila Back on Twitter with New Account

Feb 4th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Anyone who put money on Twitter-addicted Tila Tequila staying off Twitter for more than a few days, has lost their Monopoly money. Also, some of you bishes prolly owe me a buck fiddy. Where perhaps a drunken one or two of you thought Tequila may be able to live without being on Twitter after deleting her account on February 1, seems you were wrong (I say this out of a worried concern, but perhaps you should focus on your alcohol-dependency and stay out of grown-folks business… I keed, I keed). As of about seven hours ago, assuming that my research bought up the correct account, Tila Tequila is back on Twitter under a new name @TheRealTila. The former account @OfficialTila is still deleted. This new account has been sending out messages with the ferocity of the old, and has the same wallpaper and circle of friends I recognise from the old account.

  • Tila Tequila first tweet from @TheRealTila account: Dang… I guess I’m back! LOL Yes this is the real me dumbass….Look at my profile name! LOL
  • The second message (following soon after, seven hours ago): Whoa Twitter world feels so strange without all my followers. LOL HELLOOOOO! Is anyone here??? *Echoes*
  • Message asking that fans keep her page secret: Dont tell anyone I made a secret page ok?? Get the media & haters away from me! They like leeches!

The account was the subject of a post on Radar Online. Tequila’s second message laments tweeting without her usual gaggle of followers, so it’s no surprise her bedfellows were so quick to write a story about her new account and tip everyone off. Seeming surprised, her newest tweet asks how bloggers knew about her account already; she makes no mention of its media coverage.

For some reason she’s already tweeting about deleting the @TheRealTila page. Guess it’s getting her a bunch of unwanted attention and hate-mail, already.

  • Tila Tequila tweet from new account about bloggers finding her: How did the bloggers manage to find me already???? Oh god…for once and for all “LEAVE TILAAAAAA ALONEEEE!!!!!!!!!”
  • Message about deleting her new page: Ok so tired dozing off. Deleting this page again soon. Just tell someone at Facebook I need my page back ok? Nite nite. This deleted soon!

Let’s see how long this page lasts for, with the threat of deletion looming.

Tila Tequila Deletes Her @OfficialTila Twitter

Feb 1st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I wasn’t going to blog about this as I thought Twitter-addicted Tila Tequila was full of crap; though according to one of her detractors, Jasmine Lennard, she is.

But here you go, for what it’s worth. Sometime this morning, after farting real loud and thinking that was her baby-doll being pushed out of her cooch, Tila Tequila decided to delete her @OfficialTila Twitter. She had been messaging as always about how she was going to give birth to an imaginary baby, and feed and clothe it with glitter and sparkles (she ain’t got nothin’ else but tweets and newborn babies don’t eat those). The reality star was going back-and-forth saying that she may delete her page, because of attacks on her person. Attacks which most would concur she either initiated or deserved. At this moment in time, her Twitter is gone. According to Lennard all she has to do is press one button and she can get the page back, along with all its followers and messages.

  • Jasmine Lennard: @officialtila may have removed her pg but she can one click of button get it back with all the same stupid followers LAME.

I concur, this is some broke down shish. Right before Tequila deleted the page she sent the following messages (more in the screen prints under the cut).

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Guess Who Compared Beyonce & Tila Tequila…

Jan 27th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Part-time assclowns TMZ posted the above Beyonce Knowles and Tila Tequila picture, side-by-side. At first I was all like BISH WHUT? But then I LOLd. On the left is Knowles as she attends the Hope for Haiti telethon; on the right is Tila Tequila facing the harsh light of reality after climbing out from under her rock.

Not that this question needs asking, but which woman rocks the look better?

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