Tila Tequila is actually a porn star now after releasing Tila Tequila Uncorked, her extremely explicit/ gynecological lesbian threesome sex tape that was shot along with two porn stars, Charlie Laine and Kristina Rose. Tequila spent a good chunk of last year, when news of her sex tape made its way to Radar Online and [...]
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Tila Tequila and Dave Navarro Are Not Dating
It’s been a while since, out of boredom, I posted a rumour Tila Tequila probably started about herself. However, because it’s been some time since I instituted a ban on her, and so you know she’s still alive, I felt like covering this in brief. I can’t even remember whether she’s still calling herself ‘Miss [...]
Tila Tequila is still Underdressed and Bent Over
Tila Tequila went on a shopping trip, where I don’t think she actually bought anything. She was half-naked, she wore a dress that looked like a cat had been at it, with only a thong underneath. I’ll just say there was far more flesh than dress. Oh, and hooker heels (no bump though). I’m loathe [...]
Tila Tequila Back on Twitter with New Account
Anyone who put money on Twitter-addicted Tila Tequila staying off Twitter for more than a few days, has lost their Monopoly money. Also, some of you bishes prolly owe me a buck fiddy. Where perhaps a drunken one or two of you thought Tequila may be able to live without being on Twitter after deleting [...]
Tila Tequila Deletes Her @OfficialTila Twitter
I wasn’t going to blog about this as I thought Twitter-addicted Tila Tequila was full of crap; though according to one of her detractors, Jasmine Lennard, she is. But here you go, for what it’s worth. Sometime this morning, after farting real loud and thinking that was her baby-doll being pushed out of her cooch, [...]
Guess Who Compared Beyonce & Tila Tequila…
Part-time assclowns TMZ posted the above Beyonce Knowles and Tila Tequila picture, side-by-side. At first I was all like BISH WHUT? But then I LOLd. On the left is Knowles as she attends the Hope for Haiti telethon; on the right is Tila Tequila facing the harsh light of reality after climbing out from under [...]
