The saga between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren is finally over; no more will you hear about Woods being caught cheating on his wife with half of the moral-free whores in his area code, because they’re no longer husband and wife… he can sleep with all the waitresses he wants. According to today’s reports, Woods and Nordegren have finalised their divorce. The pair were both present at Bay County Circuit Court in Panama City, FL earlier today for the execution of their divorce agreement. The divorce documents don’t offer any further detail, nor disclose any settlements. The couple released a statement about the split.
Their statement: “We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.”
