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Taylor Swift Hosted Pathetic Single Girls Party

Taylor Swift spent Valentine’s Day exactly as you’d expect Taylor Swift to spend Valentine’s Day. If you expected her to throw a literal pity party and not BBM her exes ‘WHYYYYYYY!?’ or pen a song called ‘NOOOOOOOOOOOO!’ about every break-up she’s ever had. The girl who somehow manages to get fired from life itself spent Valentine’s with her other single girlfriends. ‘I actually had a pathetic single girls party. It was cool,’ Swift told Ellen DeGeneres. ‘[But] I’m not saying that being single is pathetic. We’ve talked about this. I think it’s awesome.’

This Is The Most You’ll See Of Squints’ Goodies

Taylor Swift says she won’t take off her clothes to boost her record sales (not that she needs the help). Asked why she’d not pulled a Britney/ Christina/ Miley and disrobed as soon as she was legal, Swift replied you can say ‘LOL, NOPE!’ when you actually have talent. She tells Today Show, ‘I’m never gonna have the moment where I’m like, ‘I’m a woman now, guys. I’m only gonna write dark songs and I’m gonna dance in my bra all the time.’ That’s not really me…’ Moreover, ‘I find that 22 is an age where a lot of times artists are like ‘I’m a woman now, guys.’ I don’t know. I feel like it should happen naturally for me.’

Five photos of Swift’s gold boob window at last weekend’s Grammy Awards.

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Grammys: Nicki Minaj & A ‘Pope,’ Taylor Swift

Also at the Grammys was Taylor Swift who wore mall hair and prom sparkles. Nicki Minaj walked the red carpet dressed as… whatever in the Little Red Riding Hood f**k she’s supposed to be along with some random who’s pleased he saved last year’s Halloween costume. Six photos below from this Sunday’s awards.

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Taylor Swift Covers Vogue February 2012

Taylor Swift’s Vogue February 2012 cover has been released following a leak this weekend. It’s all bangs, and thick-knit sweaters, and giant, distracting hats, and nostrils, and eyeliner. And her mouth’s open. But I’m so pleased they angled up her nose to circumvent the squinting, I’m going to let the slack-jaw slide (it’s not super mouth-breathery like Jennifer Hudson’s Vogue cover or Justin Bieber’s People cover). Her interview’s below. It’s exactly what you’d expect, except for the blessing to dig through her garbage because privacy is for chumps. CHUMPS.

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Taylor Swift Vogue Magazine February 2012

Taylor Swift covers Vogue Magazine February 2012 photographed by Mario Testino, as though proof were needed that Miranda Kerr’s breasts have doomed us all. Vogue did Swift a favour by taking the shot right up her nostrils. It makes her more angular than she’s usually capable of being and it ages her well. Moreover, and it looks like her eyes are watering from the effort, but she’s not squinting. This is the leaked cover, I’ll share the interview when it’s released.

Taylor Swift At American Music Awards 2011

Taylor Swift wore her best mall-ready side pony for the 2011 American Music Awards, where she later won Artist Of The Year, Favorite Country Female Artist, and Favorite Country Album. Because people who buy her albums love the mall, geddit? I dunno how else to explain the side pony and Claire’s Accessories’ finest earrings. It was a night of glitter and sequins, gold and silver, and animal print. Swift scratched two from the night’s bingo card with gold sequins. 10 photos show Mall Hair McSquints on the red carpet and holding her pointy butt-plugs.

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