Taylor Swift’s Vogue February 2012 cover has been released following a leak this weekend. It’s all bangs, and thick-knit sweaters, and giant, distracting hats, and nostrils, and eyeliner. And her mouth’s open. But I’m so pleased they angled up her nose to circumvent the squinting, I’m going to let the slack-jaw slide (it’s not super [...]
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Taylor Swift Vogue Magazine February 2012
Taylor Swift covers Vogue Magazine February 2012 photographed by Mario Testino, as though proof were needed that Miranda Kerr’s breasts have doomed us all. Vogue did Swift a favour by taking the shot right up her nostrils. It makes her more angular than she’s usually capable of being and it ages her well. Moreover, and it looks [...]
Taylor Swift At American Music Awards 2011
Taylor Swift wore her best mall-ready side pony for the 2011 American Music Awards, where she later won Artist Of The Year, Favorite Country Female Artist, and Favorite Country Album. Because people who buy her albums love the mall, geddit? I dunno how else to explain the side pony and Claire’s Accessories’ finest earrings. It was a [...]
Taylor Swift Nude Fakes Prompt Legal Action
Taylor Swift is threatening to sue because of the circulation of an obviously-fake topless photo where the girl isn’t even squinting. The site that originally leaked the image never claimed definitively that the image of a girl laying on her side, in bed, wearing only panties, was Swift. They opined and alleged with the title [...]
Taylor Swift Isn’t Dating A Random Right Now
Taylor Swift isn’t sleeping with a random right now. I’d assumed she got through an endless string of creepy randoms whose BBMs were later written up as country songs. Because that’s what you do when your dream journals are full. But Swift tells Ellen DeGeneres she’s not boning anyone this week. ‘I don’t have a [...]
Katherine Heigl Made Taylor Swift Be Her Friend
Katherine Heigl spent the last five years alienating her peers, so she’s fresh out of friends her own age. This sounds like Heigl jumped Taylor Swift in a dark alley before Swift could even scribble an SOS cipher in the form of a self-pitying country song. Heigl accompanied musician husband Josh Kelley as he toured [...]
