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Taylor Momsen is Formally Giving Up On Pants

Taylor Momsen has formally given up on wearing pants, of any description, while in public. The Gossip Girl actress, who is trying her hand at singing (as that’s every actor’s fall back when their career is on the skids), was seen wearing this outfit yesterday afternoon. The teenager, still only 16-years-old, is in some kind of race with Miley Cyrus to see who can either be arrested for indecent exposure first or who can just flat out weird out enough people by turning up to public events with near nothing covering their bottom halves. My bet is on the latter as pantless Momsen is seen signing autographs and posing with her band The Pretty Reckless outside of the Fox Studio Building in New York City June 22, 2010.

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The Pretty Reckless on the Album Chart Show


Pretty Wreckless, with Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen, on The Album Chart Show.

I wouldn’t usually post this but just knowing this band exists, in its present form, makes me head tilt. I’ve seen this comment made, with reference to the band members of The Pretty Wreckless, before… but it needs to be said once more and with feeling. So, The Pretty Wreckless is basically someone who’s barely 17-years-old and acts even younger at times in a band with a bunch of men in their 40s. Are these people serious? I’m not saying anything illegal/ untoward is actually going on here, of course. But it just looks so weird from the outside.

The PedoBear Wreckless dudes need a stern talking to. If you were a grown-ass man, would you want someone who’d only just turned in their Tween Card fronting your band? Help people, please help me out on this. I’ve got nothing.


Pretty Wreckless, with Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen, on The Album Chart Show.

Taylor Momsen Swore for Attention on Live TV


Taylor Momsen on This Morning, using the word “sh-t” after about 4mins in…

Taylor Momsen is getting desperate in her bids for increasing amounts of attention. I opined, upon one of my previous blogs about the Gossip Girl actress, that all the kohl eyeliner had seeped into her brain and rotted it out. I may have been right. The girl does seem somewhat intellegent, I guess. I’ve heard her in other interviews and she speaks well, and in a manner almost too world-weary for someone her age. However, she seems to be trying too hard. Watching this, she has the forced glassey-eyed racoon stare of someone who sorely wants to be seen as edgy. As though she’s doing an overly made-up, yet somehow underdressed, impression of someone who actually has lived the last few decades in a rock and roll lifestyle. Here’s what she said about pressure to look good in Hollywood.

Taylor Momsen caused a stir on British morning show ‘This Morning’ on Monday when she used a four letter word to describe the pressure to look good in Hollywood. “There is [pressure] and there isn’t,” she said. “There is if you care, and if you just do what I do, you just don’t give a sh-t – oh, can I not say that?” Host Philip Schofield responded, “No, not really… but we apologize for that.” Taylor Momsen [...] feigned confusion when asked about her style. “Well I don’t really understand, am I supposed to dress like that when I’m 30?” she said. “Isn’t this the time when I’m supposed to be able to wear anything? I don’t really understand! I graduated from high school two years ago – I am my own boss.” [The Huffington Post]

Check out above, where Momsen says “sh-t” on live, morning, British television. She was on popular, very family-friendly show This Morning promoting her crappy band, The Pretty Reckless. She swore, then asked whether that was okay; she was told it certainly was not and the hosts had to apologise on her behalf. Ugh.

Pictures show Taylor Momsen as she arrives at BBC Radio 1 studios on May 11, 2010 in London, England. The star was a guest on DJ Fearne Cotton’s live show.

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Taylor Momsen Doesn’t Wanna be a Role Model

Taylor Momsen is not in her right mind, and is feeling the full affects of half-a-dozen layers of eyeshadow seeping into her bloodstream. The actress and wannabe singer just wants to be free to under-dress and wear black nail polish, like any other 16-year-old. Momsen also wants you to know she doesn’t give a damn about your kids/ what kind of influence she has on them. She said as much, but with a swear word or two thrown in there, for good measure.

She caught a lot of flack when she said she didn’t give a damn about Haiti. She then allegedly tweeted that we were all stoopid for believing her earlier quote. She tells the UK’s fairly classy The Sunday Times Style all other tweens can go to hell. She doesn’t care whether or not she is a poor influence on her peers.

  • Taylor Momsen to the UK’s Sunday Times Style magazine on how her punk/ rebellious image affects young fans: “I don’t f****** care. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I’m sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions.”
  • Momsen reached the final three for the role fo Hannah Montana: “Honestly, if I’d ended up as Hannah Montana, I don’t know if the show would have gone as well. I probably would have told them all to go f*** themselves by the time I hit 11.” She continues, “And I don’t know how that would have gone down. It’s great for Miley [Cyrus], but I really like where I am right now and I feel really fortunate to be able to really be myself.”
  • Meanwhile, Momsen, who plays Jenny Humphrey on the hit CW show, gets a hard time from her fans’ mothers: “My favorite blogs are where you get the mothers saying, ’she’s the worst influence on my daughter, I would never let my daughter dress like that,’ she says, “or ‘this girl’s such a whore, she’s a slut’ and I’m like, you’re a mother and I’m 16!”

Image credit to Diane Cohen/Fame Pictures. Story Times Style via OK magazine.

Taylor Momsen Really Doesn’t Care About Haiti

Taylor Momsen wasted her breath in her Seventeen interview, in which she bemoaned being compared to Lindsay Lohan. The Gossip Girl star, wannabe singer, and foetal fashionista made a statement about world news today that actually made her sub-Lohan, a new low that many didn’t think possible. The tween was asked what she thought about the tragedies befalling those caught in the aftermath of the Haiti earthquake. She responded as any vapid 16-year-old would, if caught in a tailspin from the after-affects of eye-liner poisoning, that she didn’t care. She said the was too busy finishing her craptastical record, which I hope no one buys now. Because it’s a record more important than taking two minutes out of your day, or sacrificing nail polish money, to think about those in need. Bare in mind this is a girl who often leaves the house in just her underwear, as above, and thinks black nail polish makes her punk rock.

“Right now I’m trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of Gossip Girl for right now. So not so much thinking about that.”

Every time this ignorant brat’s upcoming record sells, a puppy gets kicked. You don’t want to be responsible for more pain and suffering in the world, do you?!

There are a bunch of photos of Racoon Face whoring out her products, in a gown and what look like black workmen’s boots. She was promoting her new fragrance Love Rocks in New York City, on January 14, 2010. Remember. Puppies.

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Taylor Momsen Seventeen Cover February 2010

Taylor Momsen scraped off a little of her eye makeup and washed her raggedy weave, before starring on the cover of February 2010 Seventeen magazine.

The Gossip Girl star actually almost looks like her 16-years-of-age, rather than a 30-year-old possum who doubles as both a Courtney Love and Lindsay Lohan impersonator on alternating days of the week. The star has been catching a whole lot of flack in the media for dressing far, far older than she probably should. Even being seen with her tops hanging off and stockings and suspenders in lieu of any real kind of bottoms. Well, Seventeen don’t need no steenkin’ skanks. As you can see they slapped her with two shirts, one red one white, and more accessories than one would have thought necessary.

Another photo and Taylor Momsen’s interview for Seventeen February 2010.

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