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Stupid Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Edition

Oct 23rd, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Mark Wahlberg is still ‘King Douche’.

Actually, I take that back.

Justin Timberlake already has that crown, as well as ‘Ass-Hat of the Year 2008′ and I wouldn’t want to take that away from him [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Wahlberg explains, in the quote below, why he wants to put the smack-down on his fellow worshipers, while at church:

“I go to church and people ask me if they can be on Entourage, what’s gonna happen. I go to church to worship, I don’t go to church to talk about it. The stuff that I did with my entourage back in the day is stuff that I’m not proud of and I’m asking forgiveness for; I don’t want things brought up in church, but, if you go to church in Beverly Hills, those kind of things happen. I get scripts, resumes, books – people tried to come up to me with a children’s book before and I wouldn’t take it. They got upset with me. This is church.”

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Stupid Quote Of The Day: Keira Knightley Editon

Oct 12th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The woman with the same initials as my identical bottom twin (KK) Keira Knightley, has been waxing idiotic, to Glamour magazine, about her frequent movie nakedness [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

GLAMOUR: What about nudity? Are you comfortable doing it in a film?

KK: Pretty comfortable. I certainly wouldn’t do it if I wasn’t…. I detest unnecessary nudity and what it says about women in society.

GLAMOUR: What do you think it says?

KK: I think you see a lot of films where, Oh, yes, the woman gets her tits out again and runs around naked for no reason. And you kind of go, Ugh, do we have to?

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Stupid Quote Of The Day: GG Edition

Sep 11th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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It has been a little while since I was so inspired by celeb stupidity, that I had to post the ‘Stupid Quote of the Day‘, segment.

However, after the amount of verbal diarrhea my darling celebs have been spouting lately – my cup runneth over! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

Says Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick, in the new issue of People, about rumors of a gay romance with co-star and roommate Chace Crawford:

“It’s very comical. We’re two lads who are very close friends, but we’re as straight as they come.”

Say wha’?

To watch the Season 2 Episode 2 of Gossip Girl, click here – and then see the related vids, to watch the following parts.

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Who Loves The Wino?

Sep 5th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Another day another Amy Winehouse partaaaaay story.

My arch-nemesis and (almost) namesake has today outdone herself. Reports are out today that our beloved Wino is not only a bit of a druggie, but a bit of  a boozer too *gasp*.

For an upcoming show that she is slated to put on in the Isle of Wight (UK), The Wino is ordering more alcohol than ‘she and her team could not possibly consume during their short stay’.

According to The Sun:

“It’s common for artists to make requests for food and beverages before they arrive. But organisers have heard Miss Winehouse has ordered in an extremely large amount of Jack Daniel’s, in fact, a ridiculous amount that she and her team could not possibly consume during their short stay. With Amy’s record this can mean failure to perform or giving a shambolic performance. Whiskey is better than heroin — but not 48 bottles of the stuff.”

Um… well maybe she is not drinking it. Maybe she is washing her hair in it, or bathing in it… OK, maybe not!

Indeed, booze is better than crack or A.N.Other narcotic, but not by much. Consuming her body weight in J.D. still makes it seem as though she still has a death wish.

Terrence Howard: How I Penned ‘An Ode To Baby Wipes’

Aug 25th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Terrence Howard scares me… and I don’t mean check under your bed at night, ‘cos he might be hiding there… I mean he might sneak into your crib and suffocate you with a pillow, while you are asleep.

My sources (and by ‘sources’, I mean my trusty ‘showbiz carrier pigeons’ that bring me celeb news everyday) tell me that Howard is foh-shizzle on some stalker shit.

I kid you not!

These are words that come from his own mouth. Howard spoke to The New York Times:

“I wrote that song (No. 1 Fan) as a stalker. It was raining, and I was sitting there in front of the house, watching her come home from a date after we were divorced. I was imagining what she did on this date, and watching her giving him a kiss. I went home and wrote this song.”

Sexi.

The song is entitled ‘No. 1 Fan’, but I think we can do better. I am thinking either ‘An Ode to Babywipes‘ or ‘I Kiss My Sweety With My Fist‘.

Zac Efron Demonstrates Why Pretty People Should Not Talk

Aug 25th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Quick! Call 911! Zac Efron has an epic case of verbal diarrhea.

The 20 year-old tween idol gave the following Stupid Quote of the Day to Female First.

Efron says that his girlfriend, the sometimes nudie Vanessa Hudgens, is shiny and a hot piece of azz, or some such shit…

I can’t lie, I am being lazy and cannot be arsed to read the whole quote below.

I skimmed it and from what I can tell he is saying something about him being ‘straight’ and her being ‘shiney’. That’s it in a nutshell right?

The 20-year-old actor – who has been dating Vanessa since they starred alongside each other in 2006 movie ‘High School Musical’ – immediately knew that Vanessa was the one for him.

He said: “Vanessa caught my eye straight away. She simply outshines all other girls because of her strong personality. I don’t know if I believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in two people having chemistry straight away. I don’t know what it was with Vanessa but we kind of clicked from the very beginning. She is not just a lovely girl, she is also a sexy and desirable woman! Vanessa is just a wonderful person. I can laugh and talk with her and, most of all, we have loads of fun!”

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