Denise Richards is a class act. When not flipping her sh*t on her TV show, she is making sexy with an assortment of random men, in the way only a cougar knows how. The star said the following of her frequent no-strings-attached hotel room trysts with male friends.

“You don’t want to bring them home to your house, but I have certain needs. Friends with benefits are awesome. I used to be like, ‘Oh no, you have to be in a relationship.’ But after going through a divorce, I’m like, ‘Life is short, I wanna have a good time.’” (via Evil Beet)

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Well, let us hope that is in fact the case, and what Kendra Wilkinson has found is not actually the bottom of a vodka bottle or something.

The former Play-whore and former plaything of wrinkly badass Hugh Hefner claims that her life is far better since she met and fell in love with her new partner, Hank Baskett. 

“Hank makes her pray before meals now. His family is so religious and he really calmed her down a lot, he’s good for her,” Kendra’s bridesmaid and playmate Brittany Ginger told Tarts, with Kendra adding that praying is a new experience that has helped her change “for the better”

So, of all the things Wilkinson could have found, this is the lesser of several evils. Had I not read the quote all the way through, I would have assumed that she had found her way to the end of a packet of bumper condoms/ a marvelous new way to deep throat without inducing vomiting.

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Talking about not needin’ no steenkin’ women for friends, Mischa Barton released her inner Parasite Hilton and said the following:

“I hang out with a lot of guy friends. Men are more straightforward than women. There is no bullshit. I tend to spend most of my time learning to play the guitar.”

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I’d seen some annoying BS quotes in the papers recently about Bono and his inane opinions, and I was befuddled about why I was reading about him and not about someone more deep and meaningful like Parasite Hilton. Then, I remembered U2 have some shittocks tour to peddle and that is why their bespectacled leader is spouting haterade and useless quotes into the universe. 

Bono, while on the UK’s BBC Radio One, made a jab at Coldplay’s lead singer Chris Martin. The U2 frontman said “I think he’s that good a melodist, but he’s a wanker… He’s obviously a completely dysfunctional character and a cretin.”

Realising that cussing out a band who are riding high in the charts is not the wisest idea PR-wise, the star backtracked and said he was “Sowwwy”. From the Daily Fail “I think they [Coldplay] are a great band and actually, it turns out he’s a great soul as well. Sorry about that. I was just joking entirely.”

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The title in full for this post was going to be “Lady Gag Reflex Hearts Perez Hilton, Cos He’s An Attention Whore Too”… but I ran out of room.

I keed, I keed!

Lady GaGa has spoken about her love for the US gossip blogger, Perez Hilton. GaGa, 22, says that she hearts Perez because he forces people to sit up and pay attention. The singer also seems to admire Hilton’s ability to make the irrelevant relevant.

“Perez Hilton is brilliant to me,” she tells Entertainment Weekly magazine. “Because he’s taken something that people don’t think is valid, don’t think is important, and he’s made them obsessed with it.”

“People are obsessed with him. They’re obsessed with his site, they’re obsessed with what he does. They love him. They all love him. They love you, they hate you, what you don’t want is indifference.” She continues, “the day that I put a record out that nobody says a damn thing about, that’s bad.”

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Kate Hudson has revealed to the new issue of InStyle UK that she is over being stuck with tacky fashionista labels, courtesy of the press and gossip blogs [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The actress, 29, told the publication:

“I hate the term ‘hippie chic,” admits Kate Hudson in the new issue of InStyle UK.  “Let’s face it, hippies are not chic.  I should now, I married one.”

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Asadorian-Mejia/Splash. Story courtesy of InStyle UK.

George Clooney has made the dreams of many sadistic women come true, by offering himself up for adoption [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

“I always wanted to be adopted, but I couldn’t find anyone,” said the Clooney, speaking at a Newseum event in Washington, D.C., with his dad, former Ohio news anchor Nick Clooney, and veteran journalist Bill Small on either side of him. ”Will you adopt me?” Clooney said to Small. “I’m very wealthy. I’ll take care of you.”

My mother might be a willing participant; she has the same taste in men as me and is hurting for someone to mollycoddle and steal her meds since I left home. Oi, CLOONEY… can my mummy adopt you?

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Paula Abdul claims that she  has been a heavy influence on pop stars like Beyonce and Rihanna [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The American Idol judge, 46, says that modern-day pop tarts have stolen her crown. She also thinks her turdy 80’s hits are a big part of the reason for their success:

“My videos stand the test of time. They are like the almanac for every performer. Even Rhianna has come up to me and said ‘I hope you don’t mind.’ And Beyonce. You can see the influence of what I’ve done.”

“It’s really fun to see that I’ve left a mark. It was my idea to create an animated character. It takes a lot of focus, a lot time, and a lot of money.”

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Ciao Hollywood / Splash News. Story courtesy of Showbiz Spy.

Lily Allen is determined to maintain her reputation as the most outspoken star in the UK – in the quote below she reveals a shocking secret about her brother, Alfie [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

“He’s got a huge penis.”

“When I lived at home, Alfie’s room was opposite the main bathroom, and I would often be in the bath in the morning and it never had a lock on the door and Alfie would get up with his morning boner and come in for a wee while I was in the bath and I’d just be like: ‘That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!’ I’d be like ‘ALFIE! Stop it!’ He’d even poo in front of me a couple of times, it’s disgusting.”

“He’d even poo in front of me a couple of times.

“He’s got no respect. I’d never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely.”

ED’S NOTE: This is not so much a Stupid Quote of the Day, as a Stomach Turning Quasi-incestuous Quote of the Day or something. Sick in the head as I demonstrably am, even I steer well clear of comments about family peen. What kind of crazy woman talks about her brother’s privates like that!?!

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Kevin Jonas, of boyband The Jonas Brothers (pictured far right), has admitted that he is “really bad at spelling”. The 21-year-old says that he has struggled with writing and it has caused problems in previous relationships [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

In a new interview with M Magazine (via Pop Crunch), Jonas explains that he has both very poor spelling AND poor taste in women:

“I’m really bad at spelling. And I had this one girlfriend who would send back the notes I wrote her with all the spelling errors circled!”

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