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Denise Richards Sex with Friends with Benefits

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Denise Richards is a class act. When not flipping her sh*t on her TV show, she is making sexy with an assortment of random men, in the way only a cougar knows how. The star said the following of her frequent no-strings-attached hotel room trysts with male friends.

“You don’t want to bring them home to your house, but I have certain needs. Friends with benefits are awesome. I used to be like, ‘Oh no, you have to be in a relationship.’ But after going through a divorce, I’m like, ‘Life is short, I wanna have a good time.’” (via Evil Beet)

Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures.

Kendra Wilkinson Claims To Have Found God

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Well, let us hope that is in fact the case, and what Kendra Wilkinson has found is not actually the bottom of a vodka bottle or something.

The former Play-whore and former plaything of wrinkly badass Hugh Hefner claims that her life is far better since she met and fell in love with her new partner, Hank Baskett

“Hank makes her pray before meals now. His family is so religious and he really calmed her down a lot, he’s good for her,” Kendra’s bridesmaid and playmate Brittany Ginger told Tarts, with Kendra adding that praying is a new experience that has helped her change “for the better”

So, of all the things Wilkinson could have found, this is the lesser of several evils. Had I not read the quote all the way through, I would have assumed that she had found her way to the end of a packet of bumper condoms/ a marvelous new way to deep throat without inducing vomiting.

Image credit to Splash News.

Mischa Barton Has A Lot Of Guy Friends… Hmm

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Talking about not needin’ no steenkin’ women for friends, Mischa Barton released her inner Parasite Hilton and said the following:

“I hang out with a lot of guy friends. Men are more straightforward than women. There is no bullshit. I tend to spend most of my time learning to play the guitar.”

Image credit to Johns PkI / Splash News.

Stupid Quote Of The Day: Bono Edition

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I’d seen some annoying BS quotes in the papers recently about Bono and his inane opinions, and I was befuddled about why I was reading about him and not about someone more deep and meaningful like Parasite Hilton. Then, I remembered U2 have some shittocks tour to peddle and that is why their bespectacled leader is spouting haterade and useless quotes into the universe. 

Bono, while on the UK’s BBC Radio One, made a jab at Coldplay’s lead singer Chris Martin. The U2 frontman said “I think he’s that good a melodist, but he’s a wanker… He’s obviously a completely dysfunctional character and a cretin.”

Realising that cussing out a band who are riding high in the charts is not the wisest idea PR-wise, the star backtracked and said he was “Sowwwy”. From the Daily Fail “I think they [Coldplay] are a great band and actually, it turns out he’s a great soul as well. Sorry about that. I was just joking entirely.”

Image credit to KCSPresse / Splash News.

Stupid Quote Of The Day: Lady GaGa Edition

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The title in full for this post was going to be “Lady Gag Reflex Hearts Perez Hilton, Cos He’s An Attention Whore Too”… but I ran out of room.

I keed, I keed!

Lady GaGa has spoken about her love for the US gossip blogger, Perez Hilton. GaGa, 22, says that she hearts Perez because he forces people to sit up and pay attention. The singer also seems to admire Hilton’s ability to make the irrelevant relevant.

“Perez Hilton is brilliant to me,” she tells Entertainment Weekly magazine. “Because he’s taken something that people don’t think is valid, don’t think is important, and he’s made them obsessed with it.”

“People are obsessed with him. They’re obsessed with his site, they’re obsessed with what he does. They love him. They all love him. They love you, they hate you, what you don’t want is indifference.” She continues, “the day that I put a record out that nobody says a damn thing about, that’s bad.”

Image credit to Splash News.

Stupid Quote Of The Day: Kate Hudson Edition

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Kate Hudson has revealed to the new issue of InStyle UK that she is over being stuck with tacky fashionista labels, courtesy of the press and gossip blogs [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The actress, 29, told the publication:

“I hate the term ‘hippie chic,” admits Kate Hudson in the new issue of InStyle UK.  “Let’s face it, hippies are not chic.  I should now, I married one.”

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Asadorian-Mejia/Splash. Story courtesy of InStyle UK.