Sofia Vergara’s breasts didn’t make it onto the cover of Harper’s Bazaar that you weren’t going to buy anyway. Inside the issue, the 41
The exact dimensions of Sofia Vergara’s spice rack were mentioned on the cover of Allure last year because you’ve got to make use of that little measuring tape while still inside Ikea or none of your stuff is going to fit. According to Vergara, her rack is 32F and I only know that because she’s mentioned […]
Apparently it’s okay to casually mention your bra size, in any context, repeatedly and even when you’re not asked directly, which makes me feel better about telling the girl at the grocery self-checkout when she asked whether I had any coupons. Because Sofia Vergara’s bra size already made the COVER of Allure September 2012. And […]
Sofia Vergara is in Robert Rodriguez’s new movie that I didn’t know existed until 10 minutes ago because breasts that can shoot up the place are a great marketing tool. This is the movie poster promoting Machete Kills that you don’t actually need to watch because they put all the breasts in this poster for free.
Sofia Vergara was originally chosen to pee on Zac Efron in The Paperboy. Although, Vergara says, she’s glad she walked away because her buyer’s remorse about the scene would have been captured on film forever. Vergara was cast in the role that eventually went to Nicole Kidman and involved a jellyfish sting scene with Efron. […]