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Snooki, Jersey Cast Shop @ Armani Exchange

Feb 24th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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This just goes to prove that you don’t need no fancy-schmancy book-learning to make it big in life. Nicole Snooki Polizzi and some of the other Jersey Shore cast-members, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola, went shopping at fancy pants store Armani Exchange. I think I must be mildly-dyslexic or just a super wishful thinker, as  every time I read that store name I see Armenian Exchange; some place you can trade your used Kardashian for a newer model. But no, they were at some place I gather is like The Gap for the middle class, Armani Exchange (NOT Armenian Exchange). Here are some photos of the cast, after their interview with the ladies of The View in New York, on Feb. 23, 2010.

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Nicole Snooki Polizzi to Trademark Nickname

Feb 17th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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You wouldn’t think it would be worth the bother of trademarking her nickname, given the fact that about 13 of Nicole Snooki Polizzi’s 15-minutes are already over. The tiny reality star is following in the footsteps of fellow Jersey Shore castmate, The Situation (whose only situation seems to be a limited vocabulary).

Snooki has filed an application with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. She wants to gain the sole right to use the nickname Snooki, as she claims she will use the name for two purposes; for entertainment-related personal appearances, and on printed matter (namely books). I think a Colouring In With Snooki book would be a great idea, and I have no idea why she didn’t think of it sooner. Who this clown thinks will buy her book is beyond me, but she is going to try to make her claim anyway. The 22-year-old reality star paid $650 for the claim, submitted by an intellectual property lawyer with Buffalo-based firm Phillips Lytle.

Below are the SmokingGun.com February 7, 2010-filed Marlboro, New York, resident’s U.S. Patent and Trademark Office application documents.

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Snooki’s Boyfriend Already Talking to the Press

Feb 10th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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This didn’t take long. The boyfriend of Jersey Shore’s Snooki is already talking to the press. Snooki and her new man, Emilio Antonio, have only been bathing in the same vat of tanner for less than a week. So perhaps it doesn’t feel all that weird for him to be talking to People magazine about their new relationship.

Orange, over-gelled Antonio is a personal trainer at the Gold’s Gym in New Haven, Conn.. The 21-year-old spoke to People about how he and his 22-year-old beau only started dating a few days ago, but they are already making waves.

“We met on Facebook over a year ago. We started talking online again before the show even started airing and started hanging out again.We have a lot in common. I think our features… It’s really weird but we do [look alike]. It’s cute though”. Just a few days ago, [he] and Snooki (Nicole Polizzi), began dating exclusively. In their spare time, the couple goes to parties and clubs for her official appearances, but, “When she’s not working, we watch movies and relax so she can be normal for once.”

Despite all the fame and flashbulbs that surround Snooki, Masella says he likes her for who she is — not the character portrayed on the MTV reality show. He’s just now begun calling her his “girlfriend,” he’s already met her parents (yup, dad approves!) and the two have already discussed Masella possibly appearing on season two of Jersey Shore. [People]

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Anderson Cooper is Hating On Jersey Shore

Feb 5th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Anderson Cooper explains why you are no longer allowed to watch Jersey Shore.

Should you wonder, no, Anderson Cooper does not approve of the bundle of racial-stereotypes that is Jersey Shore. I pretty much use the judgement of this man in place of my own, given that he is almost always sober and I’m almost always not. For example, he summarily crapped all over the Heidi Montag, Body Language, Miss Universe performance. So, clearly, his judgement is spot on. This time he has squarely taken aim at the craptastical Jersey Shore, saying that he hates the show. Where Cooper goes, you must follow. He speaks the truufs.

Snooki’s Makeover On Inside Edition: Pictures

Feb 3rd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Given that she’s not a real person but a 4foot 9inch little bundle of fake nails, congealed tanner, and hairspray, gone sentient, it’s no surprise that someone decided to give Jersey Shore’s Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, a makeover.

I wasn’t going to post these, as I wrote about Snooki’s ass yesterday (literally). There’s only so much poof I can handle per day. For health reasons I’m limiting myself to one poof, or poof-substitute, every 48-hours. But these pictures needed to be shared as the clowns at Inside Edition who made over Snooki did so with their eyes closed, with the vaguely evil intention of making her look like a 12-year-old who’d dressed in her Librarian-sister’s clothes. Snooki had been de-poofed, scrubbed until most of the fake tan came off, and then put in her momma’s best dancin’ shoes. Inside Edition will reveal their underwhelming make-under, in full, on Thursday night’s episode. Rather than make Snooki look as adorable as I’m sure they could… yep… she totally looks like an 80s librarian, sportin’ the cheapest shoes and fanciest dresses that Gap Kids has to offer.


Katy Perry & Snooki Grammy Awards Photo Op

Feb 1st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Katy Perry and Snooki posed together for a photo, a snapshot which Perry later shared with her fans on Twitter. Perry and the Grinch were hanging for a minute before the 52nd annual Grammy Awards. Perry was at her 50s-style best, with fiance Russell Brand sitting behind her in their black SUV. Snooki was orange, minus her poof, and with her breasticles pushed up in her best training bra.

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