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Preggos: Snooki, Megan Fox, Gisele Bundchen

May 24th, 2012
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There’s a bunch of baby news that I’m lumping together because The Babies is contagious, clearly, and I don’t want anyone else being struck down. Firstly, there’s a new report today that Megan Fox is expecting a baby girl. Which I overlooked, until I saw today’s photos of her possible bump. There’s something Precious in there, and there’s a 50/50 chance it’s a girl. So, sure, why not? In other Precious One news, Gisele Bundchen will become insufferable again during her second pregnancy. And, finally, I guess ITW outbid the other rags, because they’ve landed a Snooki exclusive about the sex of her baby. She’s expecting a boy whom she’ll name either Jionni LaValle Jr. or Lorenzo LaValle. Snooki is due in September, around the same time as Fox (so they’re both carrying tiny).

Snooki Calls Tanning Mom A ‘Crazy B**ch’

May 4th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Snooki offered a quick soundbite on (probably) mentally-ill ‘Tanning Mom,’ Patricia Krentcil, the New Jersey woman arrested for allegedly taking her 5-year-old daughter tanning, where the girl got burnt. In last week’s Us Weekly, Snooki said she wouldn’t be taking her kid to tan: ‘My baby’s gonna be naturally tan. If you look at me and Jionni [LaValle], we’re very dark, so luckily the baby will be very dark. [And] I won’t be spray tanning my baby.’ This week, Snooki told Extra host Mario Lopez: ‘That b***h is crazy, you are not supposed to take kids there. Everyone knows you are NOT supposed to take kids there.’ Krentcil was arrested April 24 for second-degree child endangerment, and was released on $25,000 bail Wednesday. For those who missed it, here’s the woman’s Today interview.

Snooki Denies Fat-Shaming Jessica Simpson

Apr 30th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Snooki denies fat-shaming Jessica Simpson, during an interview with Us Weekly. Appearing to join in with the mommy weight-shaming and conjecture about Simpson’s pregnancy, Snooki made several comments about not eating ‘fattening’ foods and being ‘so skinny’ she hadn’t even bought any maternity clothing yet. But the Jersey Shore star denies malice behind the ‘I would die if I were [Jessica's] size,’ comment. The 24-year-old posted on Twitter: ‘I NEVER dissed Jessica Simpson you weirdo tabloids , get over it with your pregnant war articles. I love the girl and her hot ass bump.’ So… Snooki isn’t actually denying the whole interview, nor is she denying the fat-shaming. Just the intent behind it. She said it. I guess. She just didn’t mean to sound judgmental about it.

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Snooki: ‘I’d Die If I Were Jessica Simpson’s Size’

Apr 29th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Snooki is still promoting the spin-off that’s really footage of her drying out (rehab would have been cheaper than a baby). The  24-year-old recently spoke to Us Weekly, and began mommy fat-shaming that will certainly anger GOOP: ’I'm so skinny that I can wear larges or extra larges. I only just bumped up to a medium. I’m five months and you can’t really see anything. It’s gonna pop up in like a week. I would die if I were [Jessica's] size. She’s like 45 months pregnant right now! [Jessica] said she indulged in everything that she wanted. I’m trying to eat healthy; fruits, lots of jelly and Italian ices. Nothing fattening at all.’

Photo of Snooki from March 21. Simpson hasn’t been seen in weeks. In related news, stars are wondering on Twitter when Simpson will deliver. Even though she’s not due until roughly May 1. Katy Perry tweeted: ’Has Jessica Simpson had that baby yet?! I’m getting anxious.’ Chelsea Handler tweeted soon after: ‘How has jessica simpson still not given birth to this baby? I’m getting frightened.’

Snooki & Jionni LaValle’s Engagement Photo

Mar 30th, 2012
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As though we don’t know, and as though we don’t already have better pictures since she wore the reported $55,000 engagement ring on the set of her spin-off, here’s Snooki in a photo shared on Twitter with the caption: ‘My FIANCE!’

The Pregnancy Didn’t Tank Jersey Shore. Yet.

Mar 20th, 2012
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Acknowledging this only BECAUSE MONIES and because it made me feel sorry for Snooki, were she to film all the way up until her final weeks of pregnancy, Jersey Shore season six has been green-lit. The last time I bothered looking, MTV was backpedaling on its own ‘No comment’ to offer a statement about the accident that’d cost them millions one way or another. And the network was undecided what to do about S6. Fox News seemed pretty sure the show was dead in its current format. But today MTV offered an unexpected announcement that failed to elaborate, explicitly whether pregnant Snooki would live/ party in the house the whole time. The statement reads: ‘MTV gets ready for fist pumps and baby bumps, with the announcement of a sixth season of Jersey Shore. Production is set to begin Summer 2012 in Seaside Heights, NJ. America’s favorite housemates will all return to their home-away-from-home, and the house dynamic is headed into unchartered territory…as their lives outside the Shore take off in exciting new directions. While things will definitely be a little different this time when they hit the boardwalk, their trademark hilarity and family dysfunction will remain the same.’ Then it asked on Twitter: ‘You think we’ll have to turn the smush room into a nursery?’ This despite Snooki saying: ‘If anything, I’ll visit the shore [but] I’m not living in that house being pregnant. I don’t want to be one of those moms who’s pregnant in a club. It’s disgusting.’ Adds an Us Weekly source: ‘She’s not going to be staying in the house. No way.’

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