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Terry Richardson Took These Pictures With His D**k. It All Went Better Than Expected.

Selena Gomez Harpers Bazzar April 2013 Photo 1

Selena Gomez covers Harper’s Bazzar April 2013 in a series of photos one can safely assume were taken by touching the tip of Terry Richardson’s d**k to an iPhone. Also assuming that iPhone was probably inside Richardson at one point, it all went better than expected.

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Selena Gomez’s Walk Of Shame Probably Means She’s Back With Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez found herself single when Justin Bieber realised he could spend the rest of his life backstage at the Victoria’s Secret show rather than being somebody’s boyfriend. But whatever they were doing in 2012 they’re still doing in 2013 because Gomez was just spotted the morning after spending the night at Bieber’s place.

Selena Gomez Covers Nylon February 2013

Selena Gomez covers Nylon February 2013 in whatever this outfit is promoting whatever Spring Breakers is since it has a new trailer. In her interview, Gomez talks about having a friend in Taylor Swift even though ‘it’s hard to trust girls.’

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There’s A ‘Manager Of Smiley Faces’ On Selena Gomez’s Team

It took about a day for Justin Bieber’s inside voice to become his outside voice as he expressed on a radio show that there’s a frowny face where his heart used to be because he’s no longer dating Selena Gomez. Not that it mattered because most sources at the time of the split suggested it was a weekend breakup and they’d be getting back together soon enough. Until they eventually get back together and go for some more frogurt, Gomez’s people are giving the Manager of Smiley Faces busy work: ‘I can tell you that right now the biggest debate over at Team Selena is whether or not she should unfollow Justin on Twitter,’ says a source. ‘Both of them used Twitter to send vague messages to each other. But one of the last straws was when a photo of Justin surrounded by Victoria’s Secret models was posted… Selena was p**sed and immediately texted Justin, which caused the friend to delete the tweet. But not before Selena re-tweeted the photo of Justin and the Victoria’s Secret model with the caption ‘…’ which she later deleted… When they originally started dating, Justin was a boy entertaining young girls. Now he’s a man surrounded by Victoria’s Secret models… and Selena doesn’t like that. But it looks good for Selena that Justin is already out on the prowl because it puts her in the position of being the victim in the split. Selena is exhausted and busy shooting her latest Disney movie and in the midst of exhaustion and stress… she got irritated with Justin. Between work and their distance, their relationship has kept her in a funk for a while now.’

Photos of Gomez arriving at the Glamour Woman of the year awards last night.

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There’s A Frowny Face Where Justin Bieber’s Heart Used To Be

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez finished that frogurt they’ve been sharing for two years now and have decided to start sharing deserts with other people. Specifically, Bieber wants to share with Victoria’s Secret models and Gomez wants to share a gallon of something cold with Taylor Swift. Sources for Gomez offered nearly identical quotes to the tabloids about the split. A source told Us Weekly: ’Selena broke up with Justin about a week ago. It’s been a really challenging experience over the last year because of their crazy schedules. Selena definitely had some major trust issues with Justin.’ The source swapped some words around told People: ‘She broke up with him about a week ago. With them being apart so much it got complicated. She had some trust issues. It’s not easy, but the relationship needed to end.’ And now Bieber’s wiping his tears with Victoria’s Secret, telling Open House Party there’s a frowny face where his heart used to be: ‘I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what’s going on in my life. To even assess that it doesn’t make sense [be]cause I have not made any comment.’ Included are photos of Gomez from end of last week in New York City.

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Selena Gomez Dumped Justin Bieber After Two Years Of Dating

Selena Gomez and best friend Taylor Swift whom she never sees anymore either can be single together. It’s like the younger, more relatable GOOP and BOOP but with stalking and suicide watch. In a recent interview, Gomez admitted that she never sees those close to her anymore because she’s always working. She told Glamour: ‘I actually did talk to Taylor last week, and we were like, ‘I don’t even remember the last time I saw you,’ which is really unfortunate. But if it gets too dire, I fly to Taylor or I fly home or I fly to Justin.’ And now Gomez can save on the airfare and fly only to Swift with whom she can cry into a shared frozen yogurt because she’s single too. Gomez reportedly had trust issues with Bieber and scheduling made their relationship difficult so Gomez dumped Bieber after almost exactly two years together. Which would explain why he tried so hard to get some action at the Vivtoria’s Secret 2012 show this week. A source told E! ‘Because of their crazy schedules, it was getting harder and harder to maintain a relationship.’ A source told Us Weekly: ‘Selena broke up with Justin about a week ago. It’s been a really challenging experience over the last year because of their crazy schedules. Selena definitely had some major trust issues with Justin.’

Included below are bikini photos of Selena Gomez tanning in Miami, Florida.

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