I think it’s safe to deduce that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are actually related; Siamese twins attached at the groin, which makes it all the sadder and meaner that I’m publishing these photos of them attempting to pee. Except that’s not really the case. But they do spend a lot of time groin-to-groin in public. This time Gomez is surprising Bieber on the set of his music video where he’s been filming with her lookalike (the lookalike also wore a little tee with shorts).
In a photo that goes from ‘Wait, is she topless?’ to ‘Son, I am disappoint’ here’s Selena Gomez tanning while drinking what I presume to be maple syrup from a Four Seasons Hotel cup. She shared this with the caption: ‘Need sun again.’
Here is Selena Gomez proving that dirty pillows can attract predators in the wild. Before raising the alarm with #Pillow911, Gomez shared this and tweeted: ‘Creepy @eliroth.’ Meh. He was making sure the pillows didn’t get spilled on.
Selena Gomez’s boob mole covers Cosmopolitan March 2012. This is mostly uneventful, except for her cleavagy cover outtakes, below, and name dropping Justin Bieber while throwing an ex-boyfriend under the bus in her interview.
Selena Gomez is smiling on the inside for the new issue of Interview. Gomez tells the magazine it’s refreshing to see herself looking miserable in a photo shoot for once. Because all that Disney-mandated smiling is tiresome. Moreover, sloppy lawyers failed to notice her smiling clause expired and she can frown if she wants to. She told the magazine: ‘Nobody has seen me like that before! For one, I’m not smiling, which is refreshing.’ Also, she may be f**king for scripts. ‘I’m the type to show up on David Fincher’s doorstep and say: I promise I’ll be good!’
Selena Gomez and Not The Father Justin Bieber walked the red carpet together at the American Music Awards 2011. This is one of several red carpets the couple has walked together since some random creeper Mauried him. Because, MONIES. Well, no f**ks seem to be given. Mariah Yeater’s still shilling her lies for money and Bieber’s still threatening to sue. And Selena Gomez is just happy they have partings on the same side. Here are 15 photos of the couple at the 2011 AMAs.
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