Scarlett Johansson doesn’t own any damn sweats, you got that?! Continuing her whining tour, during which we’ve learned never to call her ScarJo or an ingenue, Johansson talks about being dressed up at all times. Even if she’s running to the store, or lounging at home, or whatever. I guess the 1% lounge in ballgowns [...]
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Don’t You Dare Call Scarlett Johansson ‘ScarJo’
Scarlett Johansson gave a couple of whiny interviews this weekend. The first where she bemoaned the role of sexy, pretty ingenue because she’s the spinstery age of 27 and therefore too old to play a convincing seductress. She was interviewed by USA Today and asked her feelings on her media image. She had one complaint, [...]
Scarlett Johansson Is Tired Of Seducing You
Scarlett Johansson, 27, has already tired of playing the ingénue. Which basically means she’s tired of easy money and roles that contractually-require biscuit. Moreover, she’s tired of trying to seduce you, since that’s boring too. Which would be why she’s jumping around in skintight leather as Black Widow in The Avengers and will wear something tighter [...]
Scarlett Johansson We Bought A Zoo Premiere
Scarlett Johansson and Matt Damon attended the New York City premiere of We Bought A Zoo December 12. Somehow, this is a movie that’s all but managed to pass me by. I’m not even kidding, I was like ‘Huh? What’s this?’ It’s a good thing they have breasts at these premieres or no one would [...]
Scarlett Johansson Didn’t Work At Marriage
Scarlett Johansson didn’t realise weddings were srs bsns. She thought they were a party and an excuse for cake. You got the cake, the dress, and what happened at the wedding stayed at the wedding. And it was fine to peace out once the cake was finished. She told Cosmo: ‘Getting married was the right [...]
WTF Is With Scarlett Johansson’s Cosmo Cover?
Scarlett Johansson covers Cosmopolitan January 2012 after being cut and copy-pastad by an eight-year-old with only use of their feet. What is this cover? It’s MS Paint’s finest, that’s what it is. Or some jacka$$ messed around with her proportions in Photoshop. She looked WAY thinner and her boobs were bigger in Interview Magazine (NSFW). [...]
