Chris Brown used his mother and a bunch of starf**king officials in his hometown to get out of the slap on the wrist he got for slapping Rihanna on the face. He beat his ex-girlfriend in 2009, issued a scripted apology, pretended to cry (then admitted it) at an awards show, then went on vacation […]
Since Rihanna’s version of self-imposed exile involves posting fewer nipples on Instagram, I’d pretty much forgotten she existed. I don’t really try to keep up with what she’s doing. As in, unless she’s too high to show up to her own events I really don’t hear much about her at all. So, I’m always like […]
Rihanna was going to pose for Glamour, but then she got high… is how I’m choosing to interpret whatever in the MS Paint real doll hell happened to her pretty face on this ugly cover. This is the November issue because print magazines like to count ahead regarding how many sleeps there are until Christmas.
Chris Brown wrote on Twitter that he intended to quit music because people wouldn’t minimise nearly beating a woman to death as childhood folly. He almost immediately deleted those tweets when his own fans went ‘Fine, BYE!’ and started baking him a cake for his last day at work. And because that completely failed to […]
Chris Brown committed a heinous act of domestic violence against a partner who took him back because the pathology of abused women is such that apparently that’s a thing. She went to hospital and the photos that leaked showed her beaten so badly she was almost unrecognisable. Brown’s ‘injuries’ basically consisted of a split lip. […]
I guess it’s party time again, unless Rihanna has started dressing like this to pick up her dry cleaning. Because here she is at Barbados’ Kadooment Carnival. She’s a regular and wore a somewhat similar costume, but in red, previously. This year, she’s in white. And my initial reaction was ‘Put some clothes on.’ Then […]