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Rihanna Keeps Fans Waiting For Three Hours At Boston Concert

May 7th, 2013
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Rihanna Three Hours Late To Boston Performance

Rihanna was scheduled to perform in Boston last night after cancelling the same concert back in March due to illness. However, I guess she was waiting three hours for her dealer to deliver because that’s how late she was to her own show. Fans were left waiting with not so much as an opening act to keep them entertained the entire time and booed when Rihanna took the state but failed to apologise. Seemingly missing all the curse words in her @ replies, Rihanna blithely responded, ‘#BOSTON I will never forget this night!!! I truly have deeper love for you now!!! Thank you for making it extra special!! #DWT.’

Rihanna Got Hit Because Rihanna Got Hit

Feb 18th, 2013
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Rihanna Parties After Fashion Debut

It’s about as fine with Rihanna that you don’t approve of her abusive relationship with Chris Brown as it is fine for her to enable Chris Brown’s escalating violent behaviour. It’s something to which she’s inured and, depending on whether you believe Freud, hardwired to accept as inevitable because of her volatile relationship with her abusive father. And so obviously ‘That b**ch deserved it,’ or whatever, when she was attacked AGAIN by another man’s logic this weekend. Apparently getting away unpunished, an unidentified man allegedly physically assaulted Rihanna at The Box nightclub in London this weekend. The man ‘screamed at her about Chris Brown’ and threw a drink bottle at her. She fell and bloodied her leg but was otherwise unhurt. MediaTakeOut.com claims the ‘injury was deemed serious enough for her to require immediate medical attention.’

Rihanna Went Full Enabler By Blowing Kisses To The Boyfriend Who Beat The S**t Out of Her

Feb 7th, 2013
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Chris Brown Shows Up to Court With Rihanna

Chris Brown Shows Up to Court With Rihanna

Evidently suffering whatever it is that wiped the memory of the guy in Memento, Rihanna went full enabler in her baffling quest to actively encourage and reward the violent behaviour of the same boyfriend who beat the s**t out of her in 2009. Accompanying Chris Brown into court where she blew him kisses because head injuries are serious business, Rihanna was by her abuser’s side as he went to court to explain the alleged fraud he committed in getting out of community service.

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Chris Brown Is Just Like Jesus If Jesus Hit People

Jan 29th, 2013
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Chris Brown has spent the previous nearly four years since beating  Rihanna to a pulp pretending domestic violence happens by accident rather than being learned behaviour. He’s garnered sympathy from peers, like Justin Bieber who says we should pretend the assault never happened because the music is more important than a girl’s face, and he’s been encouraged and rewarded for bad behaviour by Rihanna herself. So it’s not surprising that he’s still a remorseless, violent ingrate who’s hitting random people. This time, he allegedly struck Frank Ocean when Ocean refused a hand-shake. And because Jesus was an irascible man-child too, apparently, Brown compared himself by painting this and captioning it on Twitter: ‘Painting the way I feel today… Focus on what matters!’

Rihanna’s Probably Still Sleeping With That Guy Who Abused Her

Nov 26th, 2012
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2009′s Ike and Tina are probably still sleeping together after that one time he did this to her face. Clearly indignant that the threat of actual bodily harm should be prohibitive of getting some good d**k, Rihanna posted this photo of Chris Brown asleep in bed after (one could conjecture) they slept together in it. That’s him, sleeping on the hideous Bart Simpson jacket seen on his own Twitter.

Everyone Is Naked For Their Magazine Covers

Nov 13th, 2012
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Because wearing clothes outside is for The Olds unless you’re me in which case you’re an Old but you no longer own any outside clothes that don’t have holes in because you like the breeze against your unmentionables and the jammies you cut holes in for ventilation no longer cut it, here are some new magazine covers on which the people are naked. Including the Rihanna cover on which I think that pelvic crease is actually supposed to be an accessory. Which is going to be my story to the police and I’ll stick with it when I’m using my outside voice and blaming my afternoon Go Juice on wearing this to get groceries tomorrow.

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