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Lindsay Lohan Playboy Debut On Ellen Show

Lindsay Lohan will celebrate Crackmas with the debut of her Playboy January 2012 cover. Lohan was paid nearly $1 million to dust off her cracked ginger biscuits. She needed two tries to get the shoot right. NY Daily News reports Lohan gave the exclusive reveal to The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Moreover, the 25-year-old has declined to do any other interviews or any other promotion for the cover. ‘Lindsay has agreed to do one media interview during the on-sale period of her issue, and has chosen Ellen,’ rep Steve Honig told the NYDN. ‘Lindsay will not be doing any additional interviews to promote her pictorial.’

Lindsay Lohan’s Marilyn Monroe Playboy Shoot

Lindsay Lohan’s January/February 2012 issue of Playboy Magazine will be on newsstands in December. We won’t get to see her cracked ginger biscuits, because she messed up her nude shoot. Playboy discarded the original photos, slapped some lingerie on her, and settled on a Marilyn Monroe theme. I wish I were kidding but Lohan’s rep and Hugh Hefner are making confirmations today. Lohan’s rep Steve Honig has deigned to confirm the issue, telling People.com and Us Weekly: ‘The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay.’ Hefner gave an interview with The Insider, airing Tuesday: ‘[It's] classy. It’s a classic tribute inspired by the original Tom Kelly nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe.’ New York Magazine did something similar back in 2008, shooting Lohan nude as Monroe. Vogue shot Lohan as Monroe for a cover in 2009. And Lohan compared herself to the late actress in a new book, Marilyn: Intimate Exposures.

Lindsay Lohan Under The Influence At Playboy?

This one’s completely speculative and it’s from a tabloid. So feel free to skip this one if you’re feeling at all ‘pics, or didn’t happen.’ It’s reported by Star Magazine… I know… that Lindsay Lohan was a dry husk of a crack mess on the set of her Playboy shoot. Bear in mind, Playboy sources alluded to her f**king up her nude shoot so they put some underwear on her and took a second stab at it a week later. The magazine reports: ‘On the first day of shooting, Lindsay showed up disheveled and seemed super out of it. She’d laugh at random things and say things that didn’t really make sense. She would ramble. She was dragging and slow..She didn’t take or even understand direction well…She acted like she was doing everyone a favor by being there.’ So she showed up as cracked-out as she did at Leonardo DiCaprio’s J. Edgar party this weekend. Sounds legit. And there are extra-cracky details that make me believe this report… ‘[Playboy's make-up artists had to] use a lot of thick makeup because Lindsay’s skin looked like s**t.’

Lindsay Lohan Screwed Up First Playboy Shoot

Lindsay Lohan is doing reshoots for Playboy because she screwed up her first set of photos. Lohan took her little sister to the four-day shoot in October and her mother’s been bragging about it like posing for a porn magazine is something of which you can be proud. Lohan’s delaying spending a couple of hours in jail by at least a day because she’s reshooting for Playboy starting today. RadarOnline.com says her cover’s for January 2012 and they’re taking another stab at ‘quality’ pictures: ‘Lindsay was told that the Playboy executives wanted to go another direction with her shoot so they asked her to come back for a second time. The first pictures of Lindsay weren’t exactly what they wanted so they have a new theme that they want to shoot. There is never a guarantee that everyone will like the photos or that they will be of high enough quality to use for the cover but Playboy wanted to make sure that Lindsay’s pictures were exactly what they wanted.’ So much passive-aggression about reshooting Lohan’s ginger biscuit.

Lindsay Lohan Lingerie Photo Shoot For Playboy

Lindsay Lohan will shoot more photos for Playboy since the magazine isn’t convinced that free ginger biscuits (free when the spread leaks online) are enough to save them. Lohan already did a four-day shoot in Beverley Hills, to which she took her sister because the teenage, aspiring model needed to learn how to pose with her ‘boobs, ass, and vag,’ out. This is the shoot for which Lohan’s been allowed a week out of jail before she’s walked from front of building to back ‘without even having to change her clothes.’ This second shoot will be a ‘softer-themed shoot with lingerie, not nude,’ say X17Online’s sources.

Adds Dina Lohan, the shoot is NOT full-frontal so TMZ was wrong. ‘It will be tastefully done,’ she tells Insider. ‘[Lindsay's] been working in front of the camera with Ford Models since she was a little girl so she kinda knows how to work that.’ Also, Dina confirms her daughter landed the cover: ‘[Lindsay] and Mr. Hefner will decide. She’ll pick 5 cover [options], he’ll pick the one he wants.’ The shoot’s for either the December or January issue (E! Online says January, but Insider says it’s for December which would be out in a few weeks).

Lindsay Lohan Full Frontal Nude Playboy Shoot

Lindsay Lohan took her little sister to the Playboy shoot that their mother co-signed and was quick to brag about when asked by X17Online.com. This was the shoot for which Lohan was FULL-FRONTAL nude, according to TMZ.com today (although E! insisted she was clothed). The shoot took four days, wrapping Tuesday, in a Beverley Hills mansion the 25-year-old got a quote for cleaning and at which she may have ransacked the couch cushions for discarded change (her hours of rooting for pennies were fruitless). TMZ’s sources say Lohan’s shilling ‘boobs, ass, and vag,’ classy on all counts. So let’s pretend you can’t Google her boobs in nude shoots and her crotch in that years-long crotch-shot period she went through at the same time as Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Apparently, Lohan ‘insisted’ the photos be ‘tastefully done’ before she disrobed entirely with her kid sister in the building. It would be a wonder if we didn’t find out tomorrow her mother and teenage sister were in the room as she disrobed and spread em’ for her adult movie prep. I mean, that’s what’s going on here, right? Isn’t the actress making this sadder on purpose so the first chapter of her late-in-life bio will be more dramatic and worth the crumpled singles paid for the movie rights.