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Heidi Montag Playboy Cover Revealed (Photo)

Aug 7th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Heidi Montag (Pratt) has revealed her Playboy magazine cover picture.

The 22-year-old is clad in only a bikini and she seems to be smeared in some kind of oil or grease. That may have just been a consequence of standing too close to her husband’s hair during the shoot. Can’t tell from these images.

The Heidi Montag Playboy pictures initially caused a stir because the reality star started rumours that she would be partially nude, specifically topless. It seems that at least on the cover, Montag is not topless. It barely seems worth of being a Playboy cover at all.

Montag and her slimy hubby for some reason chose to bring their porn stash with them to the premiere of G.I. Joe. These images are taken of them reading through the adult magazine while on the Hollywood red carpet of the movie.

Pictures of Heidi Montag’s Playboy cover and the couple on the red carpet.

Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures.

Heidi Montag Shot Nude Pictures for Playboy

Jun 12th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Heidi Montag (Pratt) posed nude for her Playboy magazine photoshoot.

A source says the nude pictures are “tasteful” and the reality star “had a lot of fun” showing people how on earth she managed to smuggle melons with such a skinny frame. When the Montag nude pictures leak on the net, which they undoubtedly will, I’ll post them for one reason only. I wanna see if the stuck on melons are self-adhesive or if she needs to hold them in place when not aided by a bra.

Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures.

Heidi Montag Will Appear Topless For Playboy

May 5th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Heidi Montag has been confirmed to be appearing in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine.

To add insult to injury, the enjoyment of your favourite dirty magazine is to be ruined further still, by the less-offensive half of Speidi posing topless in her spread.

As Hollyscoop previously reported, the self-proclaimed Christian girl is currently in talks to bank $500,000 to strip for the popular men’s magazine. While Heidi is staying mum on the subject, Hugh Hefner spoke to Hollyscoop about the big news at Playboys 50th Annual Playmate Announcement ceremony in Las Vegas this past weekend. 

When asked about the rumored shoot, Hef smiled and told Hollyscoop, “I think she is going to be.”‘ (via Hollyscoop)

Ugh, is nothing sacred… it’s bad enough that skank delight Sasha Grey is trying to cross over into the mainstream market and now this watermelon smuggling skeleton is trying to do the reverse. Is there some kind of awesome Wh*re Exchange scheme going on, where all you need is a cooter you could drive a truck through to qualify??? Sheeeet. If that’s all it takes, sign me up!!!

Image credit to London Entertainment/ Splash News.

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Lil Wayne Safe Sex Advice (Playboy Interview)

Apr 16th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Lil Wayne, the pocket-sized rapper, with more prison-looking tattoos than you can shake a stick at, has given a new interview to Playboy magazine. In the interview, the chart-topper provides some details on how he keeps sexy times with his “hos” safe.

If you’re at work, you may wanna scroll down the MFing page reeeeal quick.

Wayne had some advice for men, and frankly himself on the issue (and on avoiding any further unwanted “ho” pregnancies).

“Let me tell you the trick to that. What you do is stop ramming them hos and make love to that pussy! Make that pussy love you and that rubber ain’t going nowhere. That rubber will be right there where you started off with if you make love to that pussy. That’s when a n*gga fuck up, when you trying to do too much. A n*gga like me, I am gonna make the pussy so wet that there’s no such thing as popping or slipping off. Only problem I am gonna have is keep slipping it in.”

Image credit to J.B Nicholas/ Splash News.

Lady GaGa Turns Down Offer From Playboy

Feb 24th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Am I the only woman in the world, with a remotely impressive pair of jugs, who has not yet been offered a spread in Playboy? Hot tranny mess Aubrey O’Day gets an offer to shake her fake chichis for the camera, but not I. WTF. Don’t they know who I am?

I have to be on the reals for a second and say I don’t need no stinkin’ pay-cheque as an incentive to take off my bargain basement clothes and grab my ankles for the camera. Dude, all I need is some Mike’s Hard Lemonade and I’m easy. 

Lady GaGa, it seems, has a stick up her ass and actually needs some of that *tries to spell* M.O.N.E.Y. or whatever, before she will strip. Or, maybe she bleated some bullshit about keeping her coochie covered cos of her ‘morals’ or something, I don’t really remember, I was drunk when I first read the quote below.

The singer says of turning down the offer, “I mean, if I was a glamour model, I would be delighted (with Playboy’s offer), but for me it’s all about the music.” 

She continues a little too candidly, “Ask me again, though, when I have a new album to plug.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK – about the demonstrably hot piece of ass, GaGa turning down the offer?

Image credit to KCSPresse / Splash News.

Jennifer Aniston Turns Down Playboy

Jan 28th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Aniston has done the world a favour by turning down an offer to pose in Playboy magazine [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Hugh Hefner offered Aniston $4 million to pose. He also left the option open for her to earn up to $10 million as a reward for high sales.

By “reward for high sales”, one can only assume that Hefner was trying to subtly goad Aniston into putting her progressively sagging old lady parts on show again. The remaining 10 fans that Maniston has, from her Friends days, have already seen ‘the girls’ in GQ, so I’m guessing flashing her Britney is the only thing that would boost sales?

Forgive me for going on a tangent for a second, but do people still buy fucking magazines anymore, much less glorified porno magazines? I was under the impression that if one chose to look at soggy old lady parts then all one had to do was Google it and *POOF* there it would be. I can’t even remember the last time I bothered to buy a magazine. Cosmo fucked me up the arse one too many times and now I have sworn off them. More chance of me buying and reading a GD book!

Anyhoo… Maniston saved my eyes from the horror of having to Google this shit WHEN it leaked on the Interwebs. Sources claim “the 40-year-old star isn’t interested in showing off any more of her body, and turned down the offer”.

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Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com.  Image credit to Splash News.

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