Every porn company that missed out on the chance to make Kim Kardashian famous vowed not to let the same thing happen again by throwing money at Courtey Stodden on the teenager’s 18th birthday which she proudly broadcast on TMZ Live in between slices of cake. A few self-promoting adult entertainment companies basically copied TMZ.com into their negotiations with Stodden because, apparently, emailing someone an offer is news in itself. One of the companies even emailed Stodden an early script of expletives that read like Stodden wrote it herself if she forgot how to alliterate and if she didn’t have her thesaurus to hand. And this weekend she wrote ‘No to porn … yes to @Playboy xxx’ seeming to imply that she’s turning down the other offers in favour of an offer from Playboy. Except, you know, not. Since Playboy don’t want her, never made an offer, and say they never would make an offer. A source tells TMZ, Stodden ‘doesn’t meet the standards of a Playboy model [she looks] enhanced.’ Another source mocked Stodden, adding, [Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that anyway.’ So, yeah, she lied.
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Tom Cruise covers W Magazine June 2012, for which there’s now an extensive photo shoot although the interview snippets are meager. The 49-year-old tells the magazine of his role in Rock Of Ages: ‘I knew we had to push the sexuality because of the nature of the character and the songs.’ Explaining why he chose a musical, he continues: ’Kate loves musicals. She sings and dances, and we kind of went through the history of musicals together. And Suri loved Hairspray. With kids, you watch everything over and over; I watched Hairspray 15 times with Suri.’ He says his love of music started years ago: ‘You know what? I did the scene from Risky Business around the house. I would sing… and I’d turn the music up. I learned how to dance watching Soul Train. I noticed that if a guy could dance, he’d get a lot of attention and girls would want to dance with him. I worked very hard at imitating those moves.’ And that’s about it, because W spent more time waxing and man-scaping than it did interviewing the actor. But Playboy picked up the slack with its own interview. Not counting the facials or other non-surgical procedures from before John Travolta scared off the help, Cruise tells Playboy he never has and ‘never would’ tweak the face Xenu gave him. The W photo shoot and excerpts from the Playboy interview are below.
Following a request for a sexual partner on the Internet, and the live-tweeting of her wedding to her fourth husband, her honeymoon, the break-up, the rekindling, her nervous breakdown and request for mental health help, Sinead O’Connor is still over-sharing about her great decision-making. The 45-year-old has revealed that being under-paid for doing a pointless pr0n is on her bucket list. ‘There’s so much I wouldn’t liked to do when I was younger and I was too miserable and Irish,’ O’Connor said of her attitude to sex changing as she gets older. ‘A Playboy shoot is on my bucket list. And I like the idea of doing some interview in weird sex gear, talking about something really serious. The economy! You can talk about serious issues while you’re buck naked. On all fours in your dog collar!’
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Michael Lohan will appear on Dr Drew’s Lifechangers show and there’s a preview of his interview. The interview would be a non-event, since it’s mostly about his on-off girlfriend, Kate Major, except for Lohan’s visible discomfort with a covered nude of his daughter only a few feet away. The namedropping patriarch was asked whether he thought the move into soft porn was a good one, to which he replied… MEH. ‘I heard [the nudes were] classy,’ said Lohan, 51. ‘She did some movies that were a little risque at times and I couldn’t even go to the movies to watch them; I wanted to, but I couldn’t. [Playboy is] a move in a direction where she’s working, so as far as I’m concerned it is a good move.
Of course a porn-monger pushed a broke, addict recidivist with few other career options into nudity. Of COURSE. It had been rumoured that Lindsay Lohan only did the Playboy shoot because she was broke. Then, Hefner admitted he saw Lohan as flaky and unstable. That didn’t stop him from goading her into showing more biscuit, even though it was met with protest from her handlers and pimp momager: ‘The pictorial and the concept for the pictorial came from me,’ Hefner told E! ‘She had done semi-nudes before. I wanted to do something that would be memorable. So what is more natural, since she is a huge fan of Marilyn Monroe, than do something that is a tribute… I think it was essentially mama and the folks around her that kept pushing for less nudity. I said, ‘We’re doing a nude pictorial here. We’re going to do it in a classy way and we’re going to do it in a way which it will not be forgotten.’ It turned into something bigger than life.’
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover has been released nearly a month early because of the leak and Playboy is trying to handle this publicity stunt by releasing fake sales information to TMZ.com. At least, I glean so from the fact different outlets are reporting wildly different numbers. TMZ appears to have been fed inflated numbers by Playboy, to make it seem as though the issue is sold out: ‘Lindsay Lohan definitely gave Playboy their money’s worth, because the issue is selling out all across the country. According to our sources, newsstands in major cities like New York and Los Angeles have had to re-order the issue multiple times. Our sources say Lindsay’s appearance in the mag has also had an effect online as well, where the mag has seen a huge increase in subscription sales.’ Except, you know, never happened. At least according to Fox News, who report very different findings: ‘Fox411 spent Friday morning trolling the shelves of newsstands and gas stations from New York to Philadelphia… ‘No one has bought it,’ was the resounding answer to our query at each stop.’ Okay then, so why isn’t it selling? ‘I’m not surprised at all. Despite Playboy’s hype, there was nothing particularly shocking or new about this shoot,’ said Lux Alptraum, editor of Fleshbot.com. ‘While these shots may have been slightly closer to full frontal than Lindsay’s previous shots, they weren’t actually full frontal; there was also nothing particularly new about Lindsay dressing up as Marilyn Monroe… I thought the shots were really boring and didn’t really live up to the promises Playboy had made. If they’d actually gotten full frontal shots of Lindsay, or come up with a fresher, more interesting concept, there might have been more demand.’