Kim Kardashian shilled with all the might of her childbearing hips on NYE. Under the watchful eye of pimp momager, who’s taken to dressing as Diane Keaton (who’s totes relevant today), Kardashian worked the NYE scene and reportedly earned $600,000 in one night. That’s $600,000 to Fergie’s $100,000. Kardashian’s 2012 bangs, and waxen face buffed [...]
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Fergie’s 2.0 Face Shilling At New Year’s Party
Here’s Fergie, saving up for her 3.0 face with the reported $100,000 she earned for turning up to a New Year’s Eve event. The singer, her latest face, and husband Josh Duhamel attended the 1 Oak Las Vegas New Year’s party at The Mirage in Las Vegas, Nevada December 31. Sidenote: Kanye West was DJ at the [...]
Vanessa Hudgens Swimsuit Photos From Miami
Vanessa Hudgens is also hiding from the Wook Wook monster since it walked all the way to Texas and can’t work out how to leave. Hudgens has been spending the last few weeks glued to the side of her latest piece, Austin Butler. And they spent the holidays together in Miami, Florida. I just stumbled [...]
Stephanie Seymour Bikini Photos In St Bart’s
Stephanie Seymour did things, walked, blah, something, then gestured towards her breasts in case you somehow missed them. I’ve got a few photos of Seymour, 43, in what I just realised is a one-piece but I’m calling it a bikini anyway since it may as well be. Seymour is another person spending the holidays in tropical climates fearing [...]
Tom Cruise Fulfilling Obligation To Love Wife
Tom Cruise is in completely heterosexual love with his robot wife (made in Japan’s uncanny valley). Because love between man and robot is recognised under the $cilon constitution as a completely valid lifestyle choice. Speaking of his marriage, because he has a movie to promote, Cruise assured everyone he’s in love: ‘Every day I fall [...]
