Here are some new photos of Courtney Stodden, her incessantly-hovering pimp momager, and creepy, creeper husband Doug Hutchison. The couple were out doing nothing, right on schedule, walking around in Hollywood, CA. Because doing nothing requires a bunch of costume changes. Side note: Have I become inured to Stodden going full-hooker, or is she somewhat modestly dressed?
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LeAnn Rimes Would Like Your Attention, Please
LeAnn Rimes is still in Maui where she’s taken to binding her bones in dental floss to stop them rattling. The singer and her husband are on an extended New Year’s vacation in Maui after spending the holidays in Aspen with his chirren. But now they’re chirren-free so Slow Draper can inspect his half-naked wife’s [...]
Andrew Garfield & Emma Stone Are Kissing
Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone started dating while filming the superfluous, premature Spider-Man reboot that needs to exist because MONIES. Since then, Stonefield has upgraded from a staged locationship to touching bumps with the lights on. Five photos of the couple shopping in Chelsea and the West Village.
Mila Kunis Knows How To Help The Chirrens
It’s been a slow weekend and so I’m arbitrarily shoehorning in some random event photos because breasts are nature’s filler. Here’s Mila Kunis at an event which I gather benefits the chirrens. I don’t think she was breastfeeding anyone, but she wore a laced boob window, just in case. Four photos from the 50th Anniversary of [...]
Angelina Jolie & An Injured Brad Pitt At PSIFF
Angelina Jolie and an injured Brad Pitt were two of the celebrities at the Palm Springs International Film Festival 2012. Pitt has been walking around with a pimp cane since last week, prompting conspiracy theories about the root of his injury. It’s not that exciting, Pitt says it’s not a broken hip, or whatever, he [...]
Jessica Simpson Is Not Expecting A Pillow Baby
I’m arbitrarily reminding you of Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy since I’ve suffered 20-months of pillow lies from the lips of Beyonce. And, honestly, I need reminding of what an actual preggo woman looks like. Here’s five/six-months pregnant, barely, Simpson at the NBC Universal Winter TCA Press Tour Party in Pasadena, CA this weekend. She’s carrying an IRL [...]
