Scarlett Johansson wore the most underwhelming dress in her laundry hamper to the Los Angeles premiere of The Avengers, in which she plays Black Widow whose skills include jiggling out of harm’s way. Eight photos from the premiere are below because Alexander Skarsgard’s sex stare can easily impregnant you if not buried under the cut (he was on the red carpet supporting actor father Stellan).
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Rooney Mara Finally Had To Change Her Hair
Forced to change the Vulcan bangs, here’s Rooney Mara on the set of Steven Soderbergh’s psychological thriller The Bitter Pill in New York City April 10.
This is the role that was supposed to go to Blake Lively, whose pout-acting nearly financially-doomed the project once word of her casting leaked online. Asserting that Lively had never really been under consideration, the role later went to Basic Girl With The S**T GOT REAL Tattoo, Mara a.k.a. Aloof. It’s noteworthy only because Mara finally stepped away from Lisbeth Salander after staying in character through the promotional trail and awards season (I watched the AP’s live Oscars red carpet, where Mara was mocked for not smiling only to giggle at cameramen and whine about being made to ‘break character’). 10 photos.
Reese Witherspoon Is Carrying Smaller Purses
Reese Witherspoon stopped hiding her stomach behind giant purses since Us Weekly planted a baby in there. At least, I think that’s how that happened. I forget the mechanics of it all. Do these things still require basters? However that thing got in there, it’s not coming out any time soon. And here’s Witherspoon feeding it while at lunch with a girlfriend in Los Angeles, California April 10.
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- Miley Cyrus Showing Her Cleavage - The Superficial
- Tara Reid Is Basically A Paid Escort? - Hollywood PQ
- Here's Chloe Sevigny's Fake Wang - DS [NSFW]
- Jennifer Lopez's Boobs Are Sagging - Lainey Gossip
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- Jeremy Renner Is Probably A Booze Hound - Rumor Fix
The Help Is Still Babysitting His Girlfriend’s Kids
Because a $520,000-yearly stipend comes with strings, Casper Smart is obliged to babysit the twins to whom he was introduced the day Jennifer Lopez hired him as her boyfriend. These are photos of Lopez and Smart around The Grove in Los Angeles yesterday, where Lopez took her babies to get photos taken with the Easter Bunny because babies don’t know it’s really Jesus under that costume.
In other news, they’re playing bondage, orgy games in her just-released video.
At Least Miley Cyrus Wore A Bra This Time
Admitted fan of letting them hang until they sag to her bellybutton, here’s Miley Cyrus leaving Windsor Pilates in West Hollywood, CA. Cyrus has been photographed at the gym every few days through March/ April, heavy on the pilates and heavier on the belly shirts. She’s been losing a lot of weight lately too, most apparent in recent bikini photos. Although these photos taken yesterday make it clear she’s skinnier still. She’s getting really, really slim. And during her routines at least, in lieu of a sports bra, she’s wearing laundry day’s finest which is sticking out of her shirt. 10 photos of Cyrus after her workout.
Charlize Theron Vogue UK Magazine May 2012
Charlize Theron is on the promotional trail for Snow White & The Huntsman and Prometheus, the former being released first. She’s the Evil Queen in SWATH, in stark contrast to Julia Roberts playing the same role in Basic Snow White: Mirror Mirror. The films are nothing alike, save for both queens suffering Wandering Accent Syndrome. I didn’t hate Mirror Mirror, but then I skipped most of the parts with the dwarves (they were annoying). Mirror Mirror is knowingly cheap-looking and infantile, but then it’s fit for its intended audience. SWATH wants an older audience. It’s darker, and brooding. Theron covers Vogue UK May, with her feet taking up the foreground and her Grace Kelly impression in the background.









