I only covered the people I cared about in this post, since there was too much MEH and shrapnel for one person to comfortably wade through in one night. So, I’m adding the night’s photos with my usual blithe commentary about the best and worst dressed. In this case, the night was sponsored by Brad [...]
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Don’t Look At Miranda Kerr’s Tummy Window
Miranda Kerr is breaking the modelling Hippocratic Oath to not use one’s breasts for evil. Here’s Kerr on the red carpet of G’DAY USA Australia Week Black Tie Gala held at the Hollywood & Highland Complex in Los Angeles, CA using the rare tummy window to distract from the flailing economy and election year. Honestly, she’s doing [...]
Charlize Theron In W Magazine February 2012
Charlize Theron also covers W February 2012 because Brad Pitt’s eyebrow person does house-calls. Theron’s all dramatic, angular, and posy, with distractingly-dark make-up and distractingly-large accessories. Pitt’s issue is, literally, more laid back with tepid questioning. Theron offers more provocative responses, like her use of boob cutlets and her lack of front teeth until she was [...]
Brad Pitt Covers W Magazine February 2012
Brad Pitt’s 1996 face and ‘bang me’ eyebrows cover W Magazine February 2012 (Charlize Theron also covers, she’s coming up). I think I like this cover, which is odd since dude covers are rarely anything to write home about. The styling and the composition is always half-asleep and drama-free compared to the women’s covers (and [...]
Who Keeps 90% Money From Charity Auctions?
Because even bulk-order BOGO urinal cakes need to be paid in full, Kim Kardashian keeps 90% of the profit from her charity auctions on eBay. This comes from Pop Tarts, who looked at several celebrites and noted that sometimes Kardashian made out-of-pocket donations of whatever cakes she had laying around. However, they confirm, most of [...]
Jennifer Garner Isn’t Expecting A Pillow Either
Continuing the trend of informing you that some women are preggo with IRL babies, not pillows, not gas babies, not Internet babies thrown over the fence by the FedEx guy (WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BUBBLEWRAP), here’s actual pregnant woman Jennifer Garner. I’m really rather pleased to have these photos, as I was to find [...]
