Here’s Salma Hayek on the red carpet after having her dirty pillows reupholstered in leather. Honestly, I don’t have any witty commentary to go with these photos of Hayek at the Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Paris, France premiere this weekend. But the power of breasts compels me to post these because they’re shiny.
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Those Aren’t Drops Of Urine On Her Forehead
Kim, I am disappoint. Here’s Kim Kardashian with droplets of something that isn’t urine on her forehead because the only thing better than tinkles is headgear that looks like tinkles. Wearing an evil eye talisman because she needs the help, here’s Kardashian with security carrying her bags out of Chanel, Beverly Hills CA.
Angelina Jolie Wins At Producers Guild Awards
There’s good news and there’s bad news. I’ll get the bad news out of the way: Brad Pitt’s Pimp Cane Tour of America 2012 is over because he’s healing. ‘It’s better,’ Pitt told E! Online at the 23rd annual Producers Guild Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel Saturday. ‘I have to wear a brace for a [...]
Jessica Alba… WEAR ALL THE COLOURS
Here’s Jessica Alba at ABC Studios in New York City for an appearance on Live With Kelly, January 17 in what I can only assume is a confessional that she’s declared simultaneous wars on taste and colour. My only area of expertise is candy, so I don’t really know enough about fashion to criticise this outfit [...]
What In The Actual F**k Is This Allure Cover?
Can this prematurely take the award for Worst Cover of 2012, only 17-days in? Someone touched Zooey Deschanel’s boob then snapped a reaction shot for the February cover of Allure. I mean, really. Her voice is like smokers’ hell, all grating and hipster. But she’s still Katy Perry’s almost-sister from a father with a lot [...]
I Do Not Approve Of This Vanessa Hudgens
For the record, no, I do not co-sign a Vanessa Hudgens who forsakes nudity as part of the promotional trail. Here’s Hudgens on the red carpet for her latest movie, Journey 2: The Mysterious Island. I assume she did interviews too, or whatever. But I’m still waiting on that Google Alert for ‘Biscuit hack, Jack.’ [...]
