Because television movies are all that she has left unless she wants to turn to prostitution, Lindsay Lohan is shilling HARD for that Lifetime movie role. Still living in the upper floors of the crack den from whence she came, here’s Lohan posing with Furious Love, a book effectively about the same subject as the Elizabeth Taylor biopic; suggesting she’s boning up, while Uncle Terry documents her sagging on his Instamatic. She’s not even been offered the role yet. She’s just one of several people under consideration. However, she’s leaking stories to TMZ.com about her availability, noting she’ll rush through probation so she’ll be ready for the Spring shoot. And she’s doing this random shoot as found on Terry’s Scrapbook O’ Crimescenes. 18 photos of Lohan at the Chateau Marmont.
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The NFL Won’t Get To Pee On Kim Kardashian
Son, I am disappoint. TMZ.com says Kim Kardashian’s third husband won’t be a football player. But I refuse to believe that Kardashian would voluntarily exclude so many athletes from her dating pool. According to sources, Kardashian is denying the remaining players who’ve not dated her the chance to pee in the community urinal because she’s over it. Kardashian reportedly lost her faith in NFL urine when she broke up with Reggie Bush because his tinkles were off-colour. He needed to drink more water. That’s easily fixed though. RIGHT?
10 photos of Kim Kardashian around Miami, Florida the first week of February.
GOOP Namedrops BOOP In Harper’s Bazaar
Gwyneth Paltrow covers Harper’s Bazaar March 2012 in a shoot that was, obviously, taken on an Instamatic in Uncle Terry’s basement. It’s the shadows. And the fear in her eyes. Dead giveaway. I should probably, habitually, hate everything about the cover. But MEH. I like the hair, make-up, and I’m won over by the fit of the shiny trash bag jumpsuit. Top is the newsstand cover. Below, on the subs cover, you only get to see the side of her head. There’s a photo shoot below along with another interview in which GOOP namedrops her bestie, BOOP. Also below, again, she condones cheating as perfectly okay, as she did last year.
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Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale Staging Photos
At the end of last week, I pointed out that a spuriously-sourced tabloid rumour about Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale was untrue. Since, you know, the report wasn’t based on anything and didn’t really make any sense (every one calm down). It was just a rumour from the creative fiction department of Star. That said, within 24-hours of the tabloid story coming out, Stefani and Rossdale staged these family photos together which is annoying because it’s only going to make people think they protest too much. The split rumours started January 27 and these photos, that I’m somehow just seeing now, were taken January 28 and 29. So, someone’s rep BBM-ed a bunch of frowny faces along with a link to the Star story, causing the family to pose for these pictures. They were together around Los Angels January 28. They staged pictures kissing in the park Jan 29.
Jennifer Lopez & The Help Storm The Oscars?
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are still in New York City. Honestly, the help is just Monday’s piece who lasted until Tuesday. Well, played. But, honestly, he’s obviously nothing special. The level of slumming required to keep him around this long should be proof of that. Not satisfied just dragging the help around Miami for a Vogue shoot, and New York City for a Letterman taping, Lopez will probably bring her man-child to her Oscars hosting gig. Oh, that. For some reason Lopez has been chosen as a presenter at the February 26 Academy Awards, leading to speculation she’ll be slumming with the help on the red carpet there too (Celebitchy points out, Lopez has a history of this starting with ex-help/ dancer/ husband, Chris Judd with whom she attended the 2001 Oscars.).
Reese Witherspoon This Means War Premiere
Reese Witherspoon wore a shiny trash bag to the UK premiere of This Means War. People are fixated with the bangs and are ignoring the trash bag. But, honestly, I’m so horrified by the 50% sparkles (the sparkles stop half way around) I’ll give the bangs a pass. 10 photos include her co-stars and Bridget Moynahan.










