Here is Amber Heard on the Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows red carpet in Hollywood, CA in photos I somehow missed yesterday. I’m arbitrarily posting these, ignoring the fact she doesn’t actually appear to be in the film itself. Because, PRETTIES. 10 photos including Robert Downey Jr. and Rachel McAdams.
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Angelina Jolie Probably Just Ate Brad Pitt
Here’s Chupacabra Jolie, with a half-digested Brad Pitt in her stomach (it’s got electrolytes). Here’s the actress following the premiere of the movie she’s alleged to have stolen from a journalist’s 2007 article about the same subject. Jolie has, since the premiere, finished draining the glorious Technicolor out of Pitt and has transformed from ‘That’ll do’ black-on-black [...]
Audrina Patridge Gets Us Ready For Wonkmas
As Lindsay Lohan prepares for her own, personal Crackmas with new lips and a crumb-free weave, Audrina Patridge prepares for Wonkmas (I’ll be celebrating Sleepmas, word). Here are Patridge’s delayed pupils, which are two-days behind the rest of her, dressed as Mrs Claus for the wonkiest Wonkmas you ever did see. She broke out her curling [...]
Photos Of Vanessa Hudgens And Her Boyfriend
Since it’s all or nothing, here’s Vanessa Hudgens in short shorts that keep her belly button warm while leaving her musical pudding exposed. These are recent candids of Hudgens and her filler-boyfriend in Los Angeles. He’s wearing a srs bsns black leather jacket and black beanie. She’s wearing a sweater I lost in 1991 with a [...]
Celebrities At New Year’s Eve Movie Premiere
Ashton Kutcher, and the film’s double-stuff cast, attended the New Year’s Eve movie premiere in Hollywood, December 5. New Year’s Eve co-stars: Michelle Pfeiffer, Zac Efron, Robert De Niro, Halle Berry, Alyssa Milano, Jessica Biel, Katherine Heigl, Sofía Vergara, Ashton Kutcher, Lea Michele, Sarah Jessica Parker, and others. Here are the main red carpet moments. Notable: Michele’s b-cups runneth over; Hilary Swank’s side part; Heigl’s mom [...]
In The Land of Blood & Honey Premiere Photos
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended the New York City premiere of In The Land Of Blood And Honey together. Which means little, except they’re in matching ‘That’ll do’ black-on-black and they found a sitter. Jolie’s wearing her usual; something dark and tailored. Chupacabra has slowly drained Pitt from glorious Technicolor to a more somber ‘Grown-folk [...]
