Mason Disick shot his second-annual Christmas Card. This is Mason’s card, right? He’s wearing his shiniest shoes and a bow tie/suspenders combo that match his mother’s. I didn’t know who those other people were, so I looked it up. Turns out, it’s his parents, aunts and uncles, pimp abuelita and grandpa. So, Rob’s lumped on the end; [...]
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Charlize Theron Worries About Your Hello Kitty
Charlize Theron has impossibly-high standards in what she expects from other women; namely, if you love Hello Kitty, you can’t love her too. She’d hate my a$$, I’m chronically-immature and easily-amused by things from my youth. In which case, Theron would have me spanked with a Hello Kitty paddle until I conceded to only watching [...]
Rooney Mara Talks About Her TGWTDT Merkin
Rooney Mara has slipped into GOOP 2.0 territory. She already got a ‘Sit DOWN Rooney Mara,’ from LaineyGossip.com and a try-hard/ side-eye from Celebitchy, Jezebel and a few others. Basically, she’s being retro-GOOP insufferable. I don’t think she means to be. She’s from an insanely-wealthy family and perhaps she’s blind to how pretentious and ungrateful she sounds doing [...]
Rooney Mara Annoying Everyone In Allure Issue
Rooney Mara is going to be covering a bunch more covers for January, even though her movie The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo has already premiered in Europe. Somehow, she’s managed to earn the label of ‘overexposed GOOP 2.0′ in around half-a-dozen interviews. She’s annoying everyone with her obnoxious, dismissive interview in Allure January 2012. [...]
Kardashians Staging Cheating Rumours Now?
It would appear as though the Kardashians, pimp momager, and E! may be framing Kris Humphries in a ratings ploy. In the trailers for Kourtney & Kim Take New York, executive producer pimp momager hastily added scenes suggesting cheating as the reason for the break-up. Except, Slowphries didn’t cheat (moreover, standing next to women at [...]
Elle Fanning Should Borrow A Bigger Size Shoe
Here’s Elle Fanning at the NYC premiere of We Bought A Zoo in which she co-stars with Scarlett Johansson and Matt Damon. I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark that she borrowed the shoes but didn’t get to try them on beforehand. The dress is more of the same. Aside from the [...]
